Review

Man, if there's one thing I hate, it's when I find myself in a situation where I have to criticize a sex toy. I mean, these things were designed with the express purpose of giving me pleasure. I don't want to be the kind of guy who looks upon such a beautiful sentiment with scorn, but in regards to the Tenga Flip-Air Lite... I have to be that guy.

Now, let me be clear. Whatever faults this thing has (and I'll get to them in a moment), it still feels pretty fantastic to ram your cock inside of it. So it's not like this thing's a total bust. It's soft, it's got a fuck-ton of great textures, it's snug as an assfuckin' bug and it's designed so goddamned elegantly that you'd think Steve Jobs invented it.

The downside? Well, it's noisy. Really noisy. I like it when my sex toys simulate the sights and sensations of a real-life hole, but I'm a little bit turned off when the synthetic device I'm balls-deep inside actually farts back at me. Repeatedly. Honestly, every single thrust is accompanied by a sort of wet and squishy noise that makes me want to shut the windows and turn the radio up to eleven every time I cram my wang inside of it. Sort of a turn off.

That said, if you don't mind the noise (and I know some of you dudes actually prefer a little bit of anal blowback), this is a pretty cool toy. It's large enough to grip and fuck but small enough to fit in the back of your underwear drawer. The inventive design makes cleaning a snap, which is a plus for those of us who are disgusted by our cum once it's been expelled. All in all a decent fuck, but I personally prefer something a bit more discreet.

 -- Mr. Powerbar