Review

I like to think of myself as a man who has a strong appreciation for different cultures, so when I discovered the Tenga Egg (from Japan), I knew I had to try it.

The packaging was very sleek, efficient, and discreet. From the outside they look more like Easter eggs than a sex toy. “How is this supposed to get me off?” I wondered, completely baffled by its seemingly unfuckable design. Luckily, it comes with instructions. And once you’ve unwrapped the egg and removed the lube, your roommates won’t have the slightest idea you have your fucktoys lying around the kitchen.

While it retains the egg shape when not in use, the material easily stretches to the length of your dick as you stroke it up and down, regardless of how massive or tiny you might be. This gets rid of the nuisance of average-sized dick-shaped strokers, where the end can wobble around wildly if you grip them by the base.

Each 6-pack offers six different eggs with varying textures, each delivering its own unique dick-tingling sensations. Personally I found Clicker to be the most orgasmic. It has a series of interior bumps that deliver a very intense tactile sensation that you won’t find matched in any natural orifice. Spider was a close second, which has a mesh of vertical and horizontal ridges, guaranteed to make you squeal no matter how you stroke it. The others in the set are ribbed horizontally for your pleasure. Twister was the least rewarding, which used vertical ridges that I assume by the name you’re supposed to twist to get the most sensation. While by no means terrible, it wasn’t nearly as intense as the others. But the beauty of this item is that you get to try each for yourself!

With the 6-pack’s different textures to pleasure yourself with, this will keep you busy for quite a while. The stroker is completely self contained: no electronic junk to break, no cords to get tangled in, and no beads popping out and jabbing you in the dick. Just straight-up stroking! Watch the video below to learn more about Tenga Eggs.

 -- Mustachio