Review

In a world of cheaply made and often slightly unsatisfactory masturbators (Fleshjack masturbators being the obvious exception) the Tenga line has been a welcome relief (release?). Inexpensive but well made, these Japanese-made strokers are beginning to reinvent the way men jerk off! Now after that great intro of their line, how much did I love Tenga Double Hole Cup? Well, surprisingly not much.

But let's go back a few steps. After using the Tenga Egg Six-Pack and the Tenga Flip Hole, I was really excited about using this new toy. The specialty of it is that the tube-like toy has two entrances – a "bitter" and a "sweet." So like the professional I am, I settled in at home for a serious analysis of this product. I stroked my cock until I had a nice hard-on and then, since it is self lubricated, simply plunged my eager dick into the bitter hole. Mistake. I didn't realize that the bitter side is tighter than average and while I am not blessed with a massive tool, I still found it uncomfortable going. After working my dick into it and giving it a few strokes I found that it was not fun. It was just too tight. [This is the point where you thick-dicked guys out there should click off this review and look for a toy more suited to your amble girth.] After only a minute or so, I pulled out and like a trapped coal miner rescued from the dark, my cock greedily gasped for fresh air when released.

Back to pumping my now softened penis and when at attention, stuck it - ever so slowly - into the "sweet" side. Ahh... roomier, softer and quite lubricated, this entrance was great. The interior material tickling my dick is not as "mouth-like" as Fleshjack masturbators, but what can you expect at this price! I was soon pounding away, enjoying the sensation of the nubs and I came in a fury. And contrary to their "use once and throw away" motif, I simply washed it out and put it aside for another session... when I'm not on the clock.

Verdict: Not the best Tenga toy, but for smaller guys, the "bitter" side offers a snug ride and the "sweet" side is really fun for others. For our fat-dicked friends out there, pass on this toy unless you want the cock-squeezing sensation of fucking an anally-retentive kitten.

 -- Randy Siempre