Review

An open letter to the filmmakers...

Dear Pacific Sun:
Let's not allow Sunstroke to give us heat exhaustion.

I feel I must protest about your latest release. Please don't be insulted, I only have praise for this and your other titles. It's just that your ideas are beginning to repeat themselves; I have a terrible feeling of deja vu and am worried that these excellent titles are in real danger of getting stale.

Featuring newcomers such as the very sexy Ray Phillips is all well and good, but relying on your exclusive stable of stars provides uneasiness, especially as your location (St. Tropez) is far too reminiscent of previous hits, such as the Blazing Waters double. Familiarity breeds contempt, you know.

Your ability to find the most beautiful, amazing, fat-free, foreskin-intacto performers is legendary. I'm sure many future stars are waiting out there to be discovered. Could I recommend you take a risk and release a film featuring 100% newcomers? Please don't feel you have to fall back on proven names. Where would we be in life if we didn't take risks?

The establishing scenes as our cast travels from Eastern Europe cannot be faulted, and the camerawork truly reflects the natural beauty of the final destination: Southern France. I'm very happy you made no cheap jibes at the influx of Eastern European asylum seekers currently flooding into France and the United Kingdom. I'm glad that you share my opinion that such jokes are in the poorest of taste and have no place in the twenty-first century.

Your insistence on time consuming "character development' notwithstanding, once again your subtitling machine appears to have developed a fault with its spellchecker program. I'd like to point out, for example, that the flesh of dead animals eaten for nutritional value is not spelt "meet". If this proves to be a problem many video companies get around this by shooting, to use film parlance, M.O.S – silent.

The first erotic scene, foreshadowed in the introduction between Mr. Phillips, the dancing poolboy, and visiting Mr. Brensen is a joy to watch. Both performers are clearly comfortable with their roles and the tenderness of their lovemaking comes highly praised. Your insistence that they kiss is quite a world away from many American productions, where such an act is still considered a taboo. It comes as no surprise that their romantic assignations attract the attentions of the other houseguests. Mr. Brensen makes a very convincing bottom and I'm surprised Mr. Phillips could penetrate him for so long. What are your secrets?

Mr. Nielsen and co-performer Mr. Felder also merit my highest praise. It is wonderful to know that Pacific Sun is an equal opportunity employer, giving Mr. Nielsen the chance to prove his erotic worth in the face of such overwhelming physical disability. You have done a terrific job in not drawing attention to his pockmarks, particularly as he is being anally penetrated by Mr. Felder. Both their ejaculatory offerings were of the highest standard.

Again, my I commend your masterful talent when it comes to filming on boats. It is not an easy feat to accomplish without making the viewer feel seasick. Your scene featuring Mr. Magera, Mr. Laurel and Mr. Wels did not make me queasy at all – rather, it almost induced a heart-attack!

Threesome scenes often have the misfortune of concentrating on a particular couple, leaving the third performer on the sidelines. I'm happy to say this doesn't happen as both Mr. Magera and Mr. Laurel's versatility is most pleasing and I wonder where Mr. Wels gets his stamina from, taking on the both of them. Does he swallow raw eggs, perchance?

The second threesome features the very talented performers, Mr. Antonelli, Mr. Goldsmith and Mr. Manzel. Veterans of your productions, each performs a series of eye-popping sexual gymnastics, and as usual, possess the top/bottom versatility otherwise only seen in the works of Kristen Bjorn. This scene closes what has proved to be both stimulating for the mind and the body. Especially the genitalia.

Thank you for taking the time to read the ramblings of a caring fan. I can't fault your production in any other way. I will highly recommend this title to my many friends.
Just please remember the old saying: "Variety is the spice of life".

Yours with candy kisses,
-Froufrou A. Gogo (Madame)

PS: And is there to be a sequel? Looks like I wrote this letter not a moment too soon.
PPS: I won't be so forgiving next time.