Review

Hopefully, no military officials will ever catch wind of this ribald tale of man-love in the armed forces. Watch as cutie-pie Dean Spencer is forced by his scantily clad superiors to perform an array of submissive acts for their pleasure.

First, everyone’s doctor/patient fantasy is brought to life as Spencer is probed and manipulated by a randy health care practicitioner. You’ll never be able to retain your dignity during a hernia test again. Dr. Feelgood then whips out a razor and makes Spencer’s heiney all baby-smooth.

Next, Spencer is splayed out on a table and forced to "dock" his foreskin with a large black billyclub as he takes a fatty down the throat. Then, Spencer’s newly shaved stud slice is invaded by a stray phallus while the aforementioned billyclub is rammed into his mouth! Spencer’s wide-eyed innocence and cherubic face contrast nicely with the brutish acts he’s forced to endure.

The next scene is the hottest, where Spencer is forced to watch a young towheaded twink orally and anally satisfy two studs. Fans of face fucking and gooey facials will quake with delight. After an encounter with a glory hole, Spencer is strapped into a comfy chair and forced to watch a video of a threesome. You’ll be glued to the screen as two young men, on all fours and butt-to-butt, simultaneously ass-swallow a huge, double-headed dildo. These two squirming bitches grunt, moan, yelp and squeal like they mean it.

The final scene finds Spencer doing his patriotic duty by taking a pisser up the shitter. On the penile front, the purple helmeted warriors in this film tend to be of great size. Unfortunately, the makeup artists went overboard on the whore-paint: during certain close-ups, Spencer looks like he’s just received a bad Estee Lauder makeover. Okay... perhaps a slight exaggeration. Nevertheless, I predict that a lot more Marys will be lining up to enlist.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell