Review

Straight Up is the (unofficial) sequel to the 1998 Tony Donovan flick Getting Straight, which I haven’t seen, but am happy to announce it’s not one of those ‘I was a homosexual till I got Jesus, went to Exodus International and preyed out the gay’ films. Rather, they’re set in a home for young men who’d otherwise be on the streets. Awww. Porn with a heart. My fellow reviewer gave the original three and a half stars, lets see if this one’s as good.

None of the original cast return; this time Studio 2000 exclusive Chandler stars and he’s always great, and he’s joined by a bunch of recognizable faces and body parts.

Newcomer Casey plays Tim, visiting the house to say hi to his pal. Unfortunately he’s not there, but nice counselor Harvey invites him to stay for dinner. (You’ve got your t-shirt on inside out Harve; don’t tell me that’s fashion. Jeez - you So Cal guys are so XY.)

Chandler gives him the guided tour, inviting him to stay the night. A halfway house with pool, tennis court and horse paddock: By Jove, the homeless are so lucky!

Casey’s room connects with Atkins and Capra’s room, and they’re already hard at it, naked and slapping their hard meat against each other’s toned bodies. These two make a great couple and Capra gives his lover great head before working on his boy-pussy first with his tongue, then fingers, then finally his swelling rod, sending Atkins begging for more. Great acrobatic positions have our sweaty guys arouse the spying Casey immensely, and when the two explode into orgasm you’ll be gasping for more. And Capra’s nose is very sexy.

At dinner time half the house is missing (what sort of worker is Harvey if he doesn’t know where his wards are - they could be in a crack house or floating out to sea with slit-throats; don’t you care?) leaving the other cast to bitch about big dicks and who’s had who.

God knows what poor Casey makes of all this.

Cut to the stables and Dimineo seduces randy Latino stableboy Lopez. Lopez gets on his knees and works his friend’s whitemeat and I can’t help but notice how Dimineo looks exactly like the lead singer from Brit boyband Take That before the pies kicked in. Lopez does a great job getting that cock rock hard and glistening with spit before having the same done in return. These guys know how to lick balls. Lopez’s hole is worked on with fingers and tongue before he’s taken atop the hay-bale by his blonde partner. They fuck amazingly; when Lopez shoots, whilst straddling Dimineo, the cum never stops.

Professional sticky-beak Casey spies Sizemore jerking off to porno movies in the viewing room. He’s invited to watch and can’t keep his eyes off his companion’s meat. You got invited to watch the movie, dufus! Thank god there’s a new trend for incredibly skinny guys with large dicks appearing in skinflicks. Makes me think I can always get a job there. Casey can’t hold himself back and makes a great effort to swallow the unhealthy looking Sizemore’s equipment. After he faces fucks his buddy he decides he’d rather have it up his ass, screeching with pleasure as he takes the megameat all the way up to the balls. Sizemore's sperm count is more impressive than his dick, erupting a spray of jizz that could drown us mere mortals.

Morning arrives and Harvey proves once again that he possesses a total lack of care-skills by joining equally muscular Williams in a spot of poolside aerobics - sucking each other’s wonderful lovewands and playing ‘up periscope’ in the water. Retiring to a nearby bench where Williams works over his limey lover’s ass, first with fingers, then a hot beef injection that will have you drooling. Harvey can’t hold his joy in, and in retaliation shoots all over his well pumped buttcheeks.

Stonie is in the kitchen making his own birthday cake - aww, God bless the little Billy-no-mates - but Chandler shows he cares enough to give him a great birthday present: himself. Chandler gives great oral but the birthday boy wants to reciprocate by deepthroating the stud’s huge cock and balls. Moving to the bedroom (well, anyone could’ve walked into the kitchen, but I doubt they’d have batted an eyelid knowing this place) Chandler explores Stonie’s hole with the now familiar ‘one finger, two finger, three finger in’ opener before removing his hand and replacing it with his ready-willing-and-able manmeat.

“Nice,” comments Chandler as he probes his prize. Nice? Is that all you can say? Get this guy a thesaurus! Stonie’s slim but muscular frame is soon soaking with sex-sweat as he straddles the masterful Chandler, whilst working his inches to (unexpected) orgasm. You can tell it’s premature because the cameraman almost misses it. He shoots a second time with Chandler moaning as he joins him.

The film ends with a birthday toast and I’m wondering if Casey’s friend will ever turn up.

A very good movie: Well shot, lit and produced, featuring hot guys and some great locales. Just a hint of romance, too, to get the heart fluttering as it already beats to the hot erotic action.
-Froufrou A. Gogo