Review

Straight Naughty College Students is another in a long line of straight boys getting off in front of a video camera for the horny delights of a gay audience. It’s a vastly popular subgenre in the gay porn world as any queer will tell you they have in one way or another lusted after a straight jock classmate. It was just a matter of time until these dream boys in question were paid to take it all off.

S.N.C.S. is strictly for the masturbation lover as twelve college-types jerk-off and spill their loads all over. The first half of the video is hosted by Justin, a supposedly 19-year-old civil engineer student who gathers his male friends for a little video rendezvous. Justin, who looks like Colin Farrell’s younger, hairier brother, has his own session but doesn’t look all that giddy. Some of his more playful buddies seem delighted at the chance to wank their tools for public recreation. (For the record, the second half of the video is hosted by beefy covermodels Joshua and Tommy.)

Jayme, a described 22-year-old computer geek, is the most flexible of the group as he shows off his ability to orally service himself. Don’t we wish we could all do that? Wes, a thick and stocky wrestler-type, may not be able to lick his own dick but he sure knows what the term "climax" is all about!

Josh, the youngest and most anxious of the bunch, is a real live blonde but lays there like a stiff ole log (no pun intended) where as Link moves and grooves his pelvis, enjoying every minute. If ever there was a star in one of these videos, Link would definitely be it: A Carson Daly look-a-like, Link comes off as a sexual demon, moaning and massaging his body like a lion in heat. He’s No. 1 as far as S.N.C.S. goes. Rah, rah, rah!

Keen on frat boys getting off for your viewing pleasure? Then sit back and enjoy Straight Naughty College Students. It will make you long for the days when you salivated during P.E. class.
-Jack Rabbit