Review

Let's break down that title, shall we? While there's no question these boys are straight - in fact it's almost painfully obvious - the "monster dicks" part is a tad misleading. While there are a few very juicy-looking morsels to be had within, there are also quite a few on the "above average" side. Meaning, nothing I'd refer to as a monster.

And these boys will most likely never have a pro-career in the biz. All stroke and gab well enough for us home viewers (the director gives pointers throughout) but some of them are simply just not comfortable with performing. A few have wood problems at the start, and some just are so not into jacking off on camera whatsoever. (Case in point: very cute but so not good at whacking cover model Kevin Meyers.)

Tom Collins kicks things off pretty well. He's got a moderately hairy body, cocky attitude (a few b&w shots of him smoking a cigarette) and a decent load. Kevin is next, and while he's cute in that "dude" kind of way, I was bored. Blond Mikhail Yankov is saddled with an idiotic porn name and a nice beefy body. Mark has a nice hairy body but just a so-so cock which delivers a so-so load. Reed Dennis is a hottie in his way, but his Backstreet Boys facial hair and truly odd vertical pubic hair trimline threw me off. Mike closes out the flick. I liked his Latin looking features and his hairy ass. But when he took a phone call in the middle of his jack off I tuned him out. Asshole.

Best thing about the flick are the director's off-camera comments and direction he gives the models. He has a very soothing voice, and whispers very seductively quite a few times throughout - in between the box cover photos being taken. (God those flashes are annoying.) Overall, not bad stuff.
-Mr. Powerbar