Review

DreamBoy serves up a tantalizing odyssey of espionage and sodomy in SpyBoy, a spirited James Bond riff that offers a bevy of dark, gorgeous and barely legal intercontinental homo hunks with stiff meat for the sucking and plowing.

Agent James Bonk of MI69 (Chris Cooke) kicks off his day with a throat-quenching sixty-nine cocksuck with his loyal male secretary (think Moneypenny, only with a thick, bushy, uncut hard-on).

Bonk gets his mission briefing (something about agents in Iraq who were “pleasured to death” with a dangerously potent aphrodisiac invented by a reclusive Swiss professor) and is outfitted with a 007-style dildo/camera.

Then it’s off to the Alps, where Bonk quickly seduces a lithe hostel worker into a versatile gulp-and-poke; engages in a hot ‘n splashy shower scene with the professor’s adorable twinkie son; and eventually debauches himself even more during a sordid (but criminally underlit) interracial threesome in a cavern.

Bonk follows the trail to a skeevy leather club, where he promptly flirts with the rail-thin twink behind the bar and eventually gets plowed by and ultimately swallows the creamy load of a studded-collared Europunk. Things build to a fever pitch during a three-way jail cell/dungeon romp with the guys decked out in leather regalia, spiked collars and chains.

The extras include three photo galleries; a five-minute promo reel for 19-year-old twinkie stud Chris Cooke; and a replay of the sex scene between Chris and the boy with the spiked collar, only this time the scene is extended to include some extra latex hijinks.

Though heavy on plot and dogged by occasional technical snafus, the tasty Euro romp SpyBoy from Dreamboy is equally heavy on the hard-and-juicy goods. Did we mention the oral cumshots? I spy a humongous bulge in the lap of your tailored slacks!

 -- Beef Stroganoff