Review

Those skateboarder boys are frisky little critters, and low-maintenance director Joe Serna sure seems to like 'em that way! So does Flapjax, mind you, so the Sportin' Wood series already has a leg (or something else) up. An assortment of amateur scenes - some solo, some duo, some multi-partner - and the participants seem to genuinely enjoy themselves.

Boyish Rick is up first, and he’s all business. He whips out a nice cock, lubes it up, and starts jackin’. Not five minutes later he drops a load of juice atop a wheel-less board. No frills here: no music, and minimal editing and dialogue: "Check out my shot," he crows, displaying the spoogeboard.

Next up, Allen and Seth, all tan and touchy feely. Allen’s clearly a big fat faggot, and he deepthroats his lanky tattooed pal with fervor for some 20 minutes.

This apparently triggered Allen’s orifice-filling compulsion - he jams a sizable buttplug up his other hole, sucks Seth again, and even swallows his own load (a gooey emission that dangles from his chin like a white Fu Manchu beard). Inspired, Seth jams a plug up his own butt and jacks to a truly intense orgasm, coating another board.

Karod - who appears to be North African or Middle Eastern, I can’t tell for sure - goes solo, stroking his stout member as a straight video plays in the background. Straight skaters must have a greater awareness/appreciation of their prostates (or Serna’s cash), because out comes the generous buttplug for a quick round. Another board coating and load tasting. (It’s kind of cute how Serna has all his stars say bye-bye upon completion.)

Fuzzy and uncut dope Johnny B. and a tall, smooth lanky pal, Nate, are the Affleck/Damon of this video, chattering away playfully while a hetero vid plays. There’s some oral action, smooching, and tons of silly banter. As a hot touch, Nate shoots on Johnny’s face, and then laps it off like a starvin’ kitty, and vice versa. Hot!

Dillon, Anthony and Nate get to work immediately, a full-on gay hardcore extravaganza. Sucking, fucking, kissing, and one of the funniest-whilst-hottest cumshots ever - one of the guys keeps getting nailed right in the eye with jets of cum. Bullseye almost every time! Oh, the pain. More cum eating, with Nate - not the most health-conscious participant - lapping up a sample of everyone’s homemade groin gravy. Another massively hot cumshot - Nate raises his crotch above his head and shoots into his own mouth and face. "Let me lick some of that off" his pal volunteers. Awww. Hysterically, there’s an epilogue to the scene with Nate complaining about having jammed his eye up with stingy cum.

Anyone for a fivesome? Welcome Adam, Justin, Nate, Bradley, and Shane. Age/appearance-wise they range from cornish hen to rooster. Get me some cornbread, gravy, and taters for the love of god! Unfortunately, it’s just jerking off with a touch of oral. Still, pretty good cumshots, and a nice three-way jo (same guys) capper.

I may not be sporty, but damn straight I’m sportin’ wood thanks to this video! Off to the skateboard park with a Rupey for me!

 -- Flapjax