Review

Welcome to Slammer, where the term "hard time" refers both to sentencing and a non-stop regimen of rough-and-tough man sex.

New inmate Sunshine (Billy Wild) is greeted by mountainous warden Dred Scott and is immediately made the warden’s prissy bitch boy. Billy is stripped out of his orange overalls and subjected to a thorough cavity search, after which he’s gut-punched, head-slapped and ass-spanked by Dred, then force-fed his pulsating cock. Corrections Officer Papi watches from the sidelines as he strokes his uncut trouser snake. Billy gets a slamming ass-cram by Dred’s tool.

This occurs while bent over the warden’s desk, but he is berated and humiliated – and thwacked again – by Dred when he dares to shoot his load too soon. Dred squirts a gushing load clear over Billy’s head, then orders guard Papi to cum on Billy, too.

Meanwhile, somewhere on what I’ll refer to as Cellblock H, beefy Latino hunk Raul Tasco is having a piss while salty-haired cellmate Jake Marshall sides up and starts licking out the hairy papi’s furry arm pits. Jake slurps on Raul’s deliciously uncut tool, then feeds his own meat to the hungry Latino. Jake bursts a mighty spurt of cream all over Raul’s face and chest, then turns around so Raul can bust a splattery nut all over Jake’s hairy lumbar. Raul laps up his own smeared load, then continues southward along Jake’s hairy ass crevasse for some heated rim chewing and, naturally, some deep ass-poking - some of it atop a nasty, crusty toilet. The two convicts take turns plowing each other in a sensual demonstration of inmate love in the big house.

Over in the prison kitchen, Warden Dred delivers bitch boy Billy to inmate Jon Galt. Dred observes and strokes as Billy deep sucks Jon, then bends over to take Jon’s fuck utensil up the socket. Suddenly, Guard Ben bursts in and takes Billy away, leaving the Warden and Jon alone to play. The Warden takes a hearty piece of Jon’s precious ass; we see the two head butting each other with rough endearment as they stroke off and suck face.

Back on Cellblock H, inmate Riley Porter watches from his bunk as inmates Toby O’Connor and Chad Williams get it on in the adjacent cell. Adorable Toby gets a crammed mouthful of sexy and goateed Chad’s meaty meat as ogling Riley tip-toes towards the commode for some random urination and a better view. Toby then wriggles his ass up to the bars so inmate Riley in the next cell can tongue-poke his hairy pink eye. Toby spins around and chows down on Riley’s prick (fed to him through the bars), then we watch all three shoot their sticky white juice; all of it lands on Toby. Hardly spent, Toby sucks on Riley’s hole (again, presented to him through the bars) while Chad suddenly becomes “McGuyver”, constructing a makeshift sling for Toby out of a bed sheet knotted to the overhead bars. Riley and Chad take turns pounding hot little Toby’s ass, then Chad pounds Riley’s bum through the bars. All three deliver simultaneous cream bursts.

We catch up again with Billy, who’s shoved into strawberry blonde twink Josh O’Hara’s cell. Josh is momentarily hostile towards Billy, but Billy turns the tables and immediately assumes the dominant role, ordering Josh to deep-choke his hard-on like a good little suck boy. After Billy’s knob is thoroughly polished, he fucks Josh’s hairy squeezebox while tugging on Josh’s jock strap like an elastic rein.

Suddenly, Guard Ben interrupts, tosses Billy into an adjacent cell and takes a turn with Josh all by himself. Josh promptly - and greedily - devours Ben’s mighty chocolate bone. As the slurping continues, Guard Papi lets himself into Billy’s cell and feeds his fat, uncut sausage to the Warden’s bitch boy. Papi - his nipple rings and big nuts swinging wildly - rams Billy’s ass, then Papi fucks Josh’s hole through the bars. Guard Papi then allows Billy to fuck Josh, again through the bars.

With such sinister sodomy occurring, it’s little wonder our prisons are so overcrowded.

Powered by a fierce lineup of macho men with mucho meat - and boasting top-flight production values - Slammer is guaranteed to knock you senseless! Just remember what they say: Don’t do the crime if you don’t have a serviceable behind. Or something like that.

 -- Beef Stroganoff