Review

Sometimes I just really think some of this studio’s releases should be released under "Cream of the Crap Video." Maybe it was a fluke but the DVD copy I received of Sex X Sex not only had pretty terrible and overblown sound, but also no subtitles... pretty much no nothing. It was annoying.

The sex. Well, it's not too bad and I suppose that is what matters, since is a porno and all. However, you never realize how much you are going to miss the bad music and fake groans until you are looking at some boys fucking and sucking in utter and complete silence; even Helen Keller probably made some sort of grunts or felt some good vibrations.

First up are two cute skater looking dudes who are for some reason situated in a video stock room. One is wearing a Speedo (go figure) and the other is wearing street clothes and Vans sneakers. Soon they are sucking one another (both have giant, mouth watering cocks). One is more filled out and muscular, but both boys are definitely worthy. After some switch hitting sucking the skinnier boy bends over and gets plowed against a rack of shelves. The fucking seems to last a long time, although it may just be that the silence makes it seem longer. (Of course, the DVD doesn’t have any chapters listed or time meter running, so who really knows.) One boy shoots a nice watery load on a porn magazine. The other boy doesn’t shoot at all.

Oh, I forgot to tell you that U.S. model Michael Crawford is narrating this flick (a lot of good it does) naked from some couch. So, after the boy shoots goo we cut back to Crawford who is saying something while humping the sofa.

The next scene features two more twinks who very closely resemble the first two. They are in some abandoned bar and they suck one another and pretty much follow the exact shooting script from scene one. Again, only the top guy cums. He sorta makes up for something though in the fact that he shoots a real eruption of juice that goes about three feet in the air and lands on his pretty lips.

Back to Mr. Barron, pulling his pud. Then we see two really not-attractive guys doing it in a shed or garage or something; what is going on? These two might be fine at last call after a long night of extreme drinking, but what are they doing in our fantasy stroke flicks? Even these two middle-aged Lothario’s can’t give us two cum shots; only the top guy shoots.

Barron again and then a bi-racial three way in the warehouse. This scene at least exudes some passion with the dark skinned black guy making out with the pretty surfer boys. In fact, the passion and enthusiasm in the scene moves the flick from one and half to two stars. All three guys here really seem to be enjoying themselves and manage to keep their nice cocks hard throughout the scene, a first for this flick. Oh, and shocker (!) all three of the studs manage to produce semen.

A pretty good four-way follows that features a beautiful blonde guy who should be snapped up by Falcon or someone right away. Plenty of sucking and fucking occur here - and we even get four cum shots. That helped.
-Scott Templeton