Review

Get out the plastic bag and bread crumbs, because you’re having chicken tonight! The hotties of Schoolmates 5: Year Book Confidential are almost all white meat and boast juicy pairs of giblets dangling between their skinny legs.

Jason and Antonio start off the action with a high school tutoring session gone awry. Jason yanks out a massive pinga, which Antonio admits is "grande," and jams into his boca for further exploration. (Seriously grande, I must chime in - it’s actually thicker than Jason’s own wrist!) Jason, by the way, looks like he celebrated his 18th birthday yesterday, what with his completely naturally smooth upper torso and peppering of boyish acne. Antonio, who sports a maple leaf tattoo (go Canada!) and a sexy light coat of chest fuzz, slurps away. The guys seem to be having fun with their work - Jason giggles here and there, and makes remarks to the director.

Proving himself more than one-dimensional, Jason works his buddy’s cock with fervor and talent, eating his ass as well. Cock worshippers worry not - there’s plenty of close-ups and lingering shots on Jason’s massive meat between the action, which culminates in a big fat gay assfuck. Antonio manages to get that cock in there, and is completely soaked by a juicy white boy load afterwards. Hot!

The next scene is supposed to be between a high school couple (Steve Vanila and Donavin Fitch) - supposedly, a photo session for the yearbook. Perhaps one of those convicted priest's school's yearbooks, what with all the naughtiness that transpires! The next scene, between another pair of boys (Justin Slater and Paul Pickford), is a little surreal in that early 80s fantasy style. Romantic music, shots of the boys' asses, stroking cocks, etc. It brings to mind Toby Ross' movies of olden days. Hot juicy solo cumshots, too.

Next, we learn that the school photographer was arrested - fancy that! - as a new boy takes up the photography (and degeneracy), seducing all sorts of straight boys. One of those naughty photo sessions-turned-lays is next, and the way-sexy, smooth boy has a nine-incher that dumps a load on the floor as he gets fucked. The highly likable (or is that lickable?) Jason and faggy pal Dylan Hunter have a big dick challenge next. You can guess where this goes. Size queens will get an added thrill from the actual measuring between sucks provided by a third, surely "unbiased" party. Nice squirts from all three cap it off.

The video is a tad short running time-wise, but very, very sweet indeed. And Sizemore proves that big things come in good packages. As a bonus, the DVD includes some cute behind-the-scenes footage including plenty of big dick close-ups as Jason puts on a condom, and joshing around during the climactic threeway. There's also some previews and a photo gallery slideshow. With schoolmates like these, you can be pretty damn sure that no one in their right mind would ever consider dropping out.

 -- Flapjax