Review

In TitanMen’s muscle-bound fuck-fest RX: Open Wide!, eight bulging beefcake studs play doctor/patient in a rowdy cum-soaked hospital romp that proves a big messy daily orgasm is truly the best medicine.

In no time at all, big bald bedridden muscle bear Joey Dino gets his schlong sucked on by bald, goatee’d orderly Ulizes Carpelli while big lug Joey’s manly nuts are being pulled tight by a weight-and-pulley system. Lean and scruffy orderly Marco Montana spies from the shadows and, while tugging on his rather plump uncut trouser snake, watches hunky Joey and Ulizes jerk out their creamy wads.

In typical TitanMen fashion, the splashy cumshot signifies not the conclusion of the sequence but, rather, the transition to the butt-play bits: orderly Ulizes’ muscular hair-hole gets probed by finger and tongue, then tightly stuffed with bedridden Joey’s thick latex-sheathed cock. Looks like Joey’s recovered from his nondescript injuries quite nicely.

An examining room fling pairs sizzling Latino fuck-stud Marcos David with tasty hunk/doctor Jason Hawke, whose up-close examination of Marcos’ thick, curvy and lusciously uncut penis escalates into a round of mildly kinky bung-licking, throat-plugging, versatile-ass-lunging sucky-fucky between both muscled hotties.

The peeping-Tom orderly from earlier (Montana) stops by Joey’s room to collect a urine sample (trickle alert) and winds up on his knees to orally coax out a dose of protein.

Muscle daddy police officer Mario Ortiz sneaks up on napping Doctor Leo Bramm, who wakes to the sight of Mario’s donkey cock dangling heavily over his face. Leo spit-shines Mario’s foreskin, which leads to a sofa-bound deep-gag sixty-nine session and some intensely sweaty versatile ass-buggery, performed with the Latino copper’s big black boots still strapped on!

Over in the lab, scruffy-face’d Marco gets it on with sexy technician Parker Williams. Off come the lab coat and scrubs as the dudes get busy with some piggish nipple biting, pit licking, cock slurping, hair-hole probing, ass licking, cum-oozing mischief. Parker, ever the diligent lab rat, spurts his load of creamy emission fluid into a handy beaker, then slurps every finger-licking smear of it right back up. Still hungry, Parker voraciously eats Marco’s furry ass, then plows him mannishly on and over a stainless steel table and stool.

This uncensored version boasts a nice dose of extras: 22 minutes of interviews featuring Joey Dino and Ulizes Carpelli, and Marcos David and Jason Hawke; a half-hour’s worth of photo-shoot footage; a 17-minute music-and-image gallery; a brief behind-the-scenes feature; and a cumshot compilation reel that clocks in at a brisk 15 minutes.

Production values are superb, with stylishly composed and warmly lit videography that’s not too hot and not too shadowy. RX: Open Wide! is a sure-fire prescription for a cock-fueled, cum-gushing checkup. Your best bet is to open up and say "Ahhhhh!"

 -- Beef Stroganoff

Editor's note:
The sequences involving extreme buttplay, fisting, oversized toys,
and/or watersports appear only in the Director's Cut version.