Review

With fifteen smoldering Euro hunks wagging and throbbing and shagging and bobbing, you’re sure to get your rocks off with these Room Mates. There aren’t any distracting plot points, just a non-stop array of spectacularly hung hotties gettin’ their squirt on, in a variety of familiar places: in a kitchen, by a Jacuzzi, under a shower, inside a sauna bath.

Highlights include three threesome sequences and a fierce four-way in which the luscious huge-cock’d Ben Affleck clone on the cover gets rigorously gang-plowed by a trio of hard bodied stud fucks. By the way, Affleck’s clone has no less than a whopping five noms-de-porn: he’s credited here as Fred Fele, but he was billed in Studio 2000 International’s recent flick The Family Jewels as Giovanni Floretto; he’s also used the names Attila Ferenczi, Ferenc and Mick Huston.

Idea for a drinking game: Try to keep track.

In a nutshell Room Mates is mercifully short on plot and blissfully long on cock and cream. And though my wet dreams continue to be drenched by the sticky effusions of our luscious cover hunk, I still don’t know exactly what to call him.

 -- Beef Stroganoff