Review

"Legendary Mexican folk hero Pancho Villa sends an invitation to a Hollywood filmmaker to document his revolution. What transpires does not involve guns and ammunition, but raw, manly passion. This is Pancho Villa's fictional sexual revolution..." -From the press notes

We begin with an inordinate amount of exposition while we meet a veritable boatload of sexy young players. (English translation subtitles pop up in the Spanish language scenes; Spanish subtitles appear during the English bits.) Right off the bat, the producers let you know they spent mucho dinero on set decoration and costumes.

Eventually - exactly how long will depend on the heaviness of your remote control finger - the film shifts gears away from setting up the plot and suddenly the dark, juicy cocks are unleashed for the wrangling. If you have a taste for spicy Latino boy hunks, you’ll pop your burrito over these hombres!

Worth special mention are smoldering hunk Kyle Lewis, who gets it on with steamily with the man-hunk general (Viktor Perseo) sporting a Freddie Mercury moustache that soon becomes a gooey Freddie Mercury milk moustache during the climactic orgy, also featuring yummy Kyle.

And there’s staggeringly delicious "straight" ex-Marine hunk Jonathan West, who pops up during the orgiastic finale and makes an indelible impression. Several hombres take turns blowing the sculpted hottie, and if you keep your sights set on his dreamy eyes and his tasty cock, you might not ever notice the discolored smears of makeup covering up the modern-day tattoos on his ripped-tight abdomen. Snaps that the filmmakers’ were striven enough to avoid an anachronism here, but perhaps they also should’ve consulted Mary Kay for a matching flesh tone.

 -- Beef Stroganoff

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