Review

Picture this: You and your good buddy Joe, dusty and sweaty after a day at the Macon County Speedway and drunk as skunks, stumble back to your trailer home for a night of old fashioned butt fucking. And to keep in the racing car mood, you slip on a Rally Ring (a cock ring in the mold of a car tire) snugly around your hillbilly cock and balls and fuck the shit out of poor old Joe. If that sounds like an enticing Saturday afternoon, then boy, we have a cock ring for you!

Despite the name, SEX TOYS generally are quite serious in design and advertising. But the Rally Ring is quite fun and a must for rubber tire fetishists. Made of clear rubber, it features impressive wide treads and some interior nubs to tickle your cock while you pound some horny ass.

Not coming from Tennessee and not all that interested in car tires, I tried the toy out for a spin and – solely a cock ring – it worked quite will. Stretchy, it was snug around my cock and ball and did the job: Plumped out my cock and gave it an angry, you-are-gonna-feel-this-fuck look. I didn’t feel the nubs at all, but because it is extra wide, it was actually more pleasurable than the simple ring cock rings. Verdict? Worked fine as a cock ring, but the tire theme was lost on this granola-munching city-dweller.

 -- Marco Finocchio