Review

Well, they certainly could have made this thing a little sturdier, I'll tell you that much.

As I sat down, unzipped and lubed up for a hard-pumpin' adventure with the Pump Worx Mini Head Teazer, I couldn't help but think to myself, "this thing looks a little bit cheap". Wouldn't you know it, I was right! As I got myself all worked up and slipped inside this thing, I couldn't help but get a little bit frustrated. The squeezable pump ball just did not want to stay attached to this thing, which is a pain in the ass if you're trying to pump yourself up to explosion. Every few pumps, I had to stop what I was doing, pick up the ball that had just fallen off, and stick it back on. I don't know exactly what goes into manufacturing a toy like this, but I'd think that one of the first rules should be that pieces do not fall off while you're using it. That's just my two cents, but jeez!

And really, while the easily-detached pump-ball is the biggest pain of this thing, the quality of this toy in it's entirety was just, frankly, sort of cheap. It's lightweight, unimpressive, and seems like the sort of thing that would break pretty easily. It's a shame, coming from Pipedream Novelties, who generally is known for some high-end sex toys, like the Fuck Me Silly Dude! Mega Masturbator or the Metal Worx Mr. Smooth. A lot of their other pumps seem pretty sturdy and reliable. Seeing such a shoddy entry into this line makes me sad.

Did this toy make me cum? Sure it did. All problems aside, I had a good time cramming my throbbing dick inside this thing. When it wasn't falling apart, it delivered the cockhead stimulation that it promised, and I cummed like a motherfucker when all was said and done. But I'd probably cum like a motherfucker if I cut a hole in a porkroast and fucked that, and you don't see me giving a rave review to a fucking porkroast, do you?

1.5 stars. Sad.