Review

There are a lot of prostate probes on the market today. There are insertable bullets, simple dildos and complex probes looking like strange underwater creatures. This slim, tube-shaped probe looks more like a weirdly designed magic marker. Yet looks can be deceiving. Many say that probes are best used when you are playing with someone, i.e., getting a blow job while a probe is working on exciting your prostate at the same time.

Alas, I was alone when I went home with my Prostate Massager and instructions from the head office to review it ASAP. Not being very anally oriented – mostly a top with a few, "fuck me hard, I'm really high" nights, I quickly decided that waiting for a partner will not do, so I set up for some alone play with the new toy. I inserted 3 AAA batteries, generously lubed up, got some porn streaming and inserted the Prostate Massager. Despite a slightly bulbous angled head, the probe went effortlessly in and when inserted I twisted the end and the vibrations began. I now got to work finding and massaging my all-too-often ignored prostate. What can I say, it worked...worked like mad. Being ambidextrous, I furiously pounded my cock while moving the probe ever so slightly (the vibrations did all the work). And while not the very best cum experience I ever had, it certainly intense! A very good, cheap, effective toy. But I have a question. Will continued use of this toy make me into a submissive bottom? At this point, why not!

 -- Randy Siempre