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Review

It is the solemn duty of a critic to separate one's personal tastes from the true aesthetics of the work being discussed. Lucky for you, we don't do anything solemnly... unless we're trying to get into the local priest's pants by pretending to confess. Thus, we're going to tell you straight up: if you're a naked men-filled erotic video junkie, it's time to just say no. At least this time, there's really nothing to recommend about Primal Man: Jock Massage.

Ok, well maybe not "nothing." If you dig feet, there's plenty of images of cocks and feet cohabitating in the same frame, so there's that. There are also many naked men getting rubbed down and, if this were the only video in the universe with naked men, we'd recommend it. But it's not, so that's that. The models leave much to be desired. The one in the first massage has a cock that can most flatteringly be described as "weird." Another model has a giant bruise on his ass. We don't know if he'd just shot a BDSM video or what, but, in the context, that bruise was disgusting and, when paired with the many ass zits it sat next to, downright disgusting.

We're pretty easily turned on and we've enjoyed many Nick Baer videos before, but not this one. You can do better, Nick.

 -- Soren Reddy