Review

"Take a trip back in time as Catalina Video opens its raw archives for a glimpse at some of the hottest pre-condom scenes ever shot."

This is one hell of a collection (despite that retarded title!) that features yummy pre-condom stuff. Catalina's Laguna Pacific division has always had the goods as far as this stuff goes (think of all the fab William Higgins titles) and here are some of the best.

My personal faves are the last two morsels: Eric Ryan and Derrick Stanton romping in a public bathroom which Derrick christens by taking a wild on-camera pee - and on rollerskates the whole time (it's all very Can't Stop the Music-esque), and Chaz Holderman, Jamie Wingo and Jeff Holden in the cum-soaked pot-smoking fireside threeway from Good Times Coming. Special mention to Mike Gibson and Mike Ramsey's scene from Route 69 - it's an underwear-lover's mecca of torn tighty whities and frottaging cumdumps.

Yeah, the disc art is a flip-reverse of the one used for Big and Thick, and yes Catalina misspelled some of their own stars' names on the VHS box (shame, shame), but the scenes are rewind worthy. Do yourself a favor and check this out, but be sure and see the "real" films that they're taken from; they're all classics worth owning.
-Keeneye Reeves