Review

A series of gorgeously done vignettes, connected by a military guy’s story, featuring hot, butter-smooth, massive uncut meat-bearing Czech boys. Now, Flapjax loves a set-up, and this vid begins with a great one. A cute but obviously naughty blonde 18-year-old wakes up with his crusty grandparents looming above, having handcuffed him. They force him to swear upon the cross that he’ll do two things: renounce his rapscallion ways of making the girls in town fall in love with him and dumping them afterwards, and he’ll attend mass every Sunday. Of course he agrees.

Once freed however, he runs away...
...and soon he falls in with anything but the girls.

Given a lift to Prague by the least physically repulsive cab driver I’ve ever seen, he offers a handjob as payment for the lift, which becomes an all-out, opera-driven sex scene in a smoky barn. (Whoo-hoo! Gotta take me cabs more often in Eastern Europe – out here in the big American cities I only get demented, babbling, pustule-covered middle-aged men with rankness leaping from their pits directly into the back seat.)

Getting back to that barn, pretty soon it’s evident why those gals chase our boy with his taut smooth body. The guys here suck, lick, pull out a dildo (!), hang from the rafters, and (like Bel Ami made famous) stare into the camera salaciously.

In the next skit, which takes place during a festival entitled Burning of the Witches (I also adore pornos-cum-travelogues, don’t you?), a pair of dark-haired brooding-eyed cuties cruise, which somehow leads to a later three-way oral and j/o romp around a stream while pretty piano music wafts about. Still frisky, the lads plunder a barn (sans smoke) and fuck to high heaven, cumming again.

In the next skit a guy on crutches, profoundly heartbroken by his soldier friend’s leaving, finds amorous help from another adorable doe-eyed chum. Poignant! Later, our departed military boys amuse each other with a song and dance show – replete with terribly done drag – but soon find activities that are even more fun. An orgy commences involving mouths, asses, and strangely, a dildo, in, of course, a barn. Double-fucks, triple fuck trains, sucking, bouncing, jerking, juicy cum squirtin’, whoo-whee!

And that ain’t all: There's a war sequence follows involving electrocution torture, a daring escape, and yet even more sex.

Although I’m ambivalent about dildos, it looks like I’ve got to go to Prague and make me some buddies with barns ASAP!
-Flapjax