Review

You've seen the others in the Personal Trainers series. They had flaws. You forgave the odd stumble as they found their feet. You endured Sulik always being center of attention even though half the time he came across like a sullen teenager. You became enamored with director Stevens' belief that just because he's good looking and creates the ultimate tease by remaining clothed he can ruin a perfectly sexy moment with his constant interfering on-screen direction. This time it's different - perfection has been achieved.

Moving from the usual apartment, he's taken a dozen trainees (all previously in the 101 Men series) to a chalet in the snow-covered hills and brought along his five "trainers" - experienced porno performers to teach the amateurs everything they know. Which would normally take less than five minutes, but these guys are slightly more helpful.

The knowledgeable Stevens is always on hand to control the action, too. Eight scenes were shot; here we get to see the five best. Prepare for Stage Two of Porn Academy. Prepare to spend three hours of total and complete all-out action that almost burns your screen with its non-stop sexual intensity, the likes of which will dominate the wettest of your wet dreams from now on.

The first to teach new dogs old tricks is Armanis, repaid for his criminal under-use in Part 3 by getting the hottest performer from Part 4, and now getting first pickings for Part 5! He chooses Martin, whose initial coyness melts as the duo share some quite passionate moments exploring each other's slight gym-toned young bodies and huge uncut cocks. Thirty minutes of pleasure that starts with simple kisses leads to a climactic penetration of student by his teacher, both letting us know how much they enjoy it (thank God for subtitling!) before erupting simultaneously in the first of many drool-over scenes.

The weather outside is frightful, but inside it's truly delightful, especially as brothers Sascha and Roman Chaykin rise to the challenge by cheekily asking for a three-way with the director. (No wonder the camera cuts out at that point!) Instead they get to grips with Bonnet and the sullen Sulik, who could at least crack a smile as he gets to fulfill many people's sibling-fantasies, especially with such prime specimens!

Sulik gets the guys sucking teacher-cock before the brothers impale themselves on the guys' tools in a pulse quickening scene that sees Roman proving to be the braver of the two - taking both studs at once! If double penetration isn't hot enough for you, then gasp as God and Nature are disobeyed when Bonnet becomes the meat in the brother's sandwich - the closest that good taste and international law will allow of "brotherly love" of a particular kind! Hit the mute button during Sulik's over exaggerating caveman holler as he cums, but watch as the four spurt like crazy, spooge hitting the wall behind their head!

Pretty boy Carradine is the next brave soul, enjoying a one-on-one with blond trainer Daniels. They enjoy a sensual experience heavy on deep-kissing and tongue worship, long-haired Carradine doing pretty well for his first time, writhing in joy as Daniels gently pops his cherry. Meanwhile Armanis is still getting the best deals, training gorgeous Manilow and jock-type Hansen (both from 101 Men Part Eleven). Diving between the two learners, Armanis' relaxed chatty style causes all three to sprout immense erections and continue their rapport with kisses, caressing, sucking and rimming. Hansen takes both cocks orally before having his ass ridden by Armanis, who allows student Manilow to practice his thrusts too, looking totally edible as he pounds ass. The cum flows, and their passion subsides into friendly giggles.

What could possibly fill the last hour?

To close, Stevens has pulled off a coup of breathtaking ability! A closing night party game turns into a thirteen-in-a-bed romp. Yep, you read that correctly! After posing for a few pics, the guys begin to suck, suck and suck and all you can hear is the satisfied sighs and smacking of lips on cocks. You'll recognize some as students and teachers we've already seen, but the others are all newcomers, and it's great seeing them perform - particularly the gym-toned blond stud and another whose cock must be well over ten inches!

I'm guessing Stevens had a difficult time deciding which scenes had to be cut for time.

No mouth stays empty for longer than a few seconds and the only direction Stevens (who must have laced the drinks with Spanish Fly) can give is to start with the fucking! Out come the condoms and hole after hole is plugged with the biggest, fattest, juiciest young uncut dicks you've seen ever! Someone comments: "This may be a little hard to follow, but it'll be great to watch!" Sulik skates a fine line between annoying and possessing the Pan-like ability to bring the nympho out in them all; when he's around the daisy chains and double-penetrations are never far behind! The finale sees the gang jerk off in unison (an amazing feat of synchronicity - seeing thirteen beat as one) in a race to see who comes first. Carradine manages it before everyone loses the plot, chaos breaks out and the camera tries to keep up with the ball-emptying. We lucky viewers get to relax and go with it.

Director Stevens has pulled off the impossible and created a video so erotically charged that it's raw energy blows just about every other product out the water. It features impossibly hot guys with impossibly hung dicks doing impossibly powerful fuck-feats that will make you accept nothing less ever again!

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo