Review

Tired of seeing unconvincing Eastern European farmer’s sons pretending to have bad sex with each other for the promise of a shiny penny and enough beets to feed their Romany gypsy clan for the winter? So was Bel Ami, so they went to great lengths to create their own Porn School, training performers of the future in the ways of the French Arts!

No more sideways glances to the crew given by tear-filled despair-ridden scrawny offspring of former communists. No threatening with bullwhips here. Sit back and enjoy the second installment of a brilliant idea professionally executed with a cast of both new and familiar young smooth guys.

Producer Duroy has entrusted director Stevens to deliver the goodies yet again and this time the documentary style sex-lessons begin with cute Phillipe (Peter in 101 Men Part Nine) having his first on-camera sex session with professionals Sulik and Bonnet. We meet the newcomer as he sits on the toilet. (Guess not even the vacating of bowels is sacred. Still, somethings need to be done if you wanna be in porn. Ugh, the glamour of showbiz.)

The two teachers take turns filming Phillipe as he learns the ropes; first from Sulik, who shows him the correct way to suck and rim; then Bonnet who is more than happy to have the boy-stud practice what he’s just learnt. They both give him one last test - two cocks at once - before our young stud is fucked by both. Starting slowly, they take turns pumping his ass to a spunk-shooting climax. Phillipe then proves his star potential by cumming a second time whilst bringing Sulik to an atom-bomb intense explosion of his own. His teachers give him two-thumbs-up and the natural bottom tells the crew “I must have an erogenous zone in my ass.” Aww. The naivete, the innocence, the folly of youth.

The second vignette features nineteen year-olds Saradon and Hamilton, who already appeared in Flings, but decided they wanted to train further. Get past the giggles (are they high on something?) and wait till the clothes are shed, as it’s then that the twinkies turn up the heat with a caress-filled suck session that tutor Bonnet skillfully guides into a fuckfest; blonde Hamilton pumping brunette Saradon with a power that Bonnet can’t help becoming involved in. Bonnet takes over topping whilst Hamilton disappears for an extended period, probably to douche, because once Saradon has been pounded into submission it’s his turn to ride the pleasure-provider. Finally they all shoot, and I’m kinda glad, because the giggles were beginning to make my fillings hurt. And yes, the duo went on to make more videos that were also released.

Last but not least is Pawlowski, first seen in volume six of the 101 Men audition tapes as Radek. He’s an eager blonde who follows Bill Clinton’s “It’s not sex if you don’t do everything” philosophy. Usually a top, here he bottoms, after first providing a frenetic tongue worship of Sulik who ungratefully complains that he’s going too fast and doing it wrong. (That’s rich, coming from a guy who lies on the bed like a bag of spuds doing nothing!) Things start to click though and Sulik is in danger of being upstaged, so he wisely rubbers up and launches a frenzied pokeathon that is correctly commented on as being "a debut you’ll never forget," concluding with the newcomer’s perfect pecs drenched in his tutor’s juices. A wonderful performance from Pawlowski, who now sadly drives trucks in Moravia. (Wasn’t that where Dynasty’s wedding massacre occurred?) So much for him becoming the new Johan Paulik.

A great couple of scenes and performances make this a must-see. My own personal high-points are both found in the first scene: Any video that not only features fake post-fuck-farts, but also horrified lines like "Fuck! Where is that stuff coming from?" as the cast notices something dribbling from a backside, is A-OK in my books!

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo