Review

Penal Pen Pals is quite dirty ride for those willing to get on board. The basic premise is that the director has hooked up recently released real-life convicts with their favorite adult pornstar. (Odd, considering how butch one has to be to keep their booty safe in the pen). Even Flex Gamble looks rough here; these boys are nasty-ass trade. I'm talking hardcore tough. Joe Montez has to be one of the skankiest lookin' creatures I've laid eyes on in some time, and the air of sleazy hooking up only made this one feel all the raunchier.

The tech credits aren't bad for this sort of thing, but the interviews themselves go on way too long. However, the sex itself when it finally cooks is really plunge-worthy. The guys here really were all prisoners at one point or another. And some of 'em look like they should still be there. Get a load of the cover art, with "trade daddy" Anthony Corona nuzzling pornboy Rob Kirk, here channeling a Scott Baio look.

Fans of rough tattooed trade and "fuckover" sex will dig it. Hey, it's better than beating off to an episode of Cops.

 -- Keeneye Reeves