Review

Ever wondered what French people look like naked?
Here’s your chance to find out!
Don’t expect anything remarkable:
cock is the same in any language.

This tour de force from porn priestess Chi Chi LaRue pulls a few Frenchies off the street, turns the camera on them and lets the bleu cheese fly. Overall, the film is moderately exciting, in a French sort of way. The camerawork is magnificent, with an excellent variety of camera angles. On the phallic tip, these Gallic glands really measure up - it’s foreskin-cloaked meat as far as the eye can see.

The film opens with two buffed butchies in black leather boots engaging in mutual admiration and masturbation. Aside from some tongue plunging and nipple tweaking, the action is all hands-off between the men. One of the guys is truly dee-lish: tan, ripped, hairy and with a sizeable piece (and a high-yellow bleachout that kills the fantasy a bit).

Next, we get to watch a dusky, satin-skinned gent as he works his giant piece to climax. More big peenies and several meters of foreskin make an appearance in the next scene, where two more guys (one of whom must weigh about 90 lbs. dripping wet) relieve themselves of their excess sperm. He may look anorexic, but that skinny guy’s load must weigh 10 pounds on its own! A vigorous face fucking between two more gents looks promising, but eventually becomes tedious. The suckee has a teensy doodle, but he hooves like a real champ. Next, a brooding young man with a leather vest and a hefty hang-low takes himself to paradise for your viewing delight.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell