Review

For the anally-fixated guy and for prostate-probing adventurers, there are tons of different toys to buy. So why considered Mr. Smooth? My initial thoughts when given the toy to review were the packaging: classy, in an impressive metal case with the toy invitingly nestled in foam; its weight, surprisingly heavy; and its quality, a shiny, well-made silver-coated metal. So from appearances, real nice.

But things changed a bit when I got home to test the toy under actual sexual activity. I am no stranger to anal toys and not only use them for work but when I find a toy I like, I keep it around to use as often as I can. Will Mr. Smooth be a keeper?

Not wanting to send me into shock with its coldness, I let it soak for a few minutes in hot water in my bathroom sink. Now warm to the touch, I lathered it and my ass in Colt Silicone Slick (since it is metal, I could use a silicone lube) and inserted. The warm sensation was really pleasant and made the entry smooth and inviting (I also used the thicker shaft end rather than the bulbous prostate-seeking end). And then I began to play around. With some porn on my notebook (Hungry Twink Holes) I got to work. The warmth and the weight insured that I feel this baby and in no time flat I was spunking away with my sphincter clenching tightly around the metal.

Fun. But is it a keeper? I am afraid not. I found the weight a bit much and didn’t think it was all that great as a prostate probe (I flipped it in mid-session). For a real fuck, I prefer a star dong and for a prostate probe, I like the toys made especially for that. But it looks pretty and maybe with a nice clean up I can re-package it as a gift for someone’s birthday. They’d never know… In conclusion, well-made and even impressive but under war-time conditions it is only adequate.

 -- Randy Siempre