Review

DOC DARVIS: STRESS BUSTING FUN!

To all you guys in need of HELP, I’m back from the Buffalo New York Anal Convention and with some anal toy reports to make you ‘stand at attention’, sweat up a storm and put a number of new requests on your Santa wish list!

“Santa, Bring Me”: first on the list is the beautifully designed “CURVE”; yep, that’s the entire name! This ‘Pipedream’ organization presents something resembling the ‘wand’, a curved, stainless steel object with four (varying in sizes) eye-opening balls and at the other end a solid ball for one’s more creative efforts up any “highway of love.”

As you know, my work is in Experimental Proctology. My patients wait in line for their exams and hoping that with each new anal convention I attend, I’ll be bringing back “good news for the prostate” and happy times for the entire canal. As for the CURVE;

1) This beautifully designed object, greased for penetration, can get any ‘patient’ to shout “Zippety doo dah” while holding onto the exam table (you may need hand-cuffs for this exam!!) for dear life.

2) With each of the silver balls ‘greeting’ the sphincter, notice how the patient begins to get that glazed over look and begins to purr with those lubricated objects, one by one entering the “open house of stress and pleasure.”

3) Clearly, the DOC is in control and running the show while the patient invests his energies and focus on this eye and butt opening therapy! And THERAPY it is!

Encased in a splendidly designed package, the CURVE is nestled in a black “velvet-like” interior and ready for removal, implantation and wild adventures. Pipedream states that this CURVE is “equal parts art and pleasure”. I would add as a practicing proctologist, “equal in art and pleasure, depending how deep you’ve sent this object up your partner’s adventurous highway!

But on we go with more CURVE information: ‘Gives “precious metals” a whole new meaning to luxurious high-end metal massager’ and is cast in high-quality steel and hand-polished to perfection, this weighted wonder if equal parts art and pleasure.

This super CURVE gets the Dr. Gregory Darvis “MAKE ‘EM GO CRAZY” ‘sign of approval’. There’s nothing quite like a prostate massage, and NOTHING like the CURVE to get the smile on the face, the sphincters singing Oktober Fest tunes, and the patients lining up for yet more and more ‘adventures of the butt’. A+ from Dr. Darvis!

 -- Dr. Gregory Darvis