Review

Road Trip
Four buff, horny hunks climb aboard a phat RV and tool on down the interstate, heading for nowhere in particular and packing hard meat and raging hormones. But, sadly, hopes that this devious excursion might be a slick porno take on the Sean William Scott comedy of the same name are dashed by sub-standard production values.

As Steven Richards drives the party RV out of L.A. and into the desert, cute tattooed twink Rhett O'Hara and sexy gym dude Jesse Cooper kick things off with some mutual cock wagging. Cooper proficiently deep-chugs O'Hara's mouth-watering bone while driver Richards lets go of the wheel so he can unzip and whip out his flaccid pecker.

When we cut back to the smooth boys, Cooper is already bouncing up and down on O'Hara's stiffy. Besides some choppy editing, this scene is undercut by a glaring lack of sync sound (we hear the typical disco-porn musak, but with ambient traffic noises dubbed in; there's no dialogue, so when O'Hara moves his mouth to speak, we can't hear a word). There's a juicily eruptive dual cum-shot though, as O'Hara and uncut Cooper gush off thick creamy loads simultaneously. Yet the triple replay (with varied use of artificial zooms and slo-motion) is wholly redundant and highly chintzy.

Next, bearded stud muffin Joey Russo, looking a bit leaner than when we last saw him in Homo Erectus, takes the passenger seat for a tandem jerk-off session with driver Richards, whose gear-shift is now fully erect. Russo gives Richards some fierce head as they're zooming through the desert. They eventually make a pit stop to spew their volcanic loads on some rocks (and each other).

That night at the RV campsite, O'Hara, Richards and Russo have a sweaty threesome in a cabana. Russo slurpily achieves double oral penetration, and then lets both of his pals take turns plowing his mouth and his ass. The most eye-popping parts of this scene are the few moments when O'Hara's condom remains obscured inside Russo's chute, giving the illusion that he's fucking him raw. This scene, by the way, does feature sync sound.

The next morning, we catch sight of blonde hunk Trey Rexx and brunette Adonis Leo Bramm, making a guest appearance as they devour each other's throbbers on the rock pile. Rexx then pumps Bramm's smooth ass like a champ.

Finally, we meet hitchhiking delinquent Bret Wolfe, who's literally yanked into the RV and taken to yet another desert location. O'Hara, Cooper, Russo and Richards all take turns throat-cramming and ass-slamming the delicious young uncut stud (who never quite achieves a hard-on, but does manage to spew out a load). Afterwards, they toss him onto the side of the road, naked and stranded in the middle of nowhere.

Bummer to say, but while these roadway hijinx are rather adventurous, they're shoddily executed. Besides the clunky editing, the film is rife with focus-deficient and over-exposed images and there are way too many slo-mo/freeze-frame/zoom effects. On top of which, a climactic cum shot is emblazoned with the actual LED display from the camcorder used during the shoot! It's sort of embarrassing.

To be fair, the guys are tasty and there's indeed a naughty thrill of watching a porn flick filmed in a travelling RV and out in the wilderness. But unless you're a completist, you'll probably want to skip this not-very-well-planned Road Trip.

 -- Beef Stroganoff

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