Review

Sex in the City
Gentleman, start your genitals - this shit is hot! Sex in the City takes the hormone-soaked HBO series and gives it a coat of testosterone and a West Coast setting. Instead of four intimacy-challenged vamps, we get four porn industry megastuds looking for love in all the wrong hotel rooms. As the film opens, the four bitches are slinging witty barbs at each other and recanting the various romantic ways they spent Valentine’s Day.

First up is Addams, who picks up a trick in a park (Moreno) and wastes no time getting busy. Addams is an attractive thirty-something with a nice bod and an above average pickle. Moreno is a rough looking chap with a mustache, tattoos and a similarly sized member. This scene is pure porn perfection. Addams attacks Moreno’s tool as if it’s the last penis he’ll ever see. This noisy slobberfest is enhanced by Moreno’s potty mouth and Addams sheer sluttiness. Moreno sucks Addams for a bit, but it isn’t long before Addams is doing all the work again, hungrily devouring Moreno’s smooth rosebud. Addams ends up getting a horsy ride on Moreno’s stalk, which penetrates him in a couple of positions. Bravo!

Next, uberslut Powers recalls his thoroughly unromantic dungeon exploits. Powers, drunk and clad in leather, throws his buddy Reed (grizzled, Italian-looking, hairy) in a sling and does a variety of undignified things to him. After forcing Reed to suck his ample meat, Powers rams a colossal dildo up his poop chute, causing Reed to moan and bray like a lame burro. Reed is then released from the sling and tied to a post, where he services Powers’ pee-pee and butt. After that, it’s back to the sling for more power-shtupping, the climax of which is Powers’ money shot on Reed’s chest.

It’s roses and soft music for the next scene, a vanilla flavored coupling between Hanson (black hair, gorgeous face, smooth) and his off-the-boat boyfriend Pelle (stocky, fuzzy, bi-lingual). Pelle hooves Hanson for what seems like a small eternity, before Hanson shows Pelle how much he loves him by ramming his bloated shank up his boyfriend’s shithole. Pelle coos in Italian as Hanson’s stiffie repeatedly jabs him. Who says romance is dead?

The final scene is the perfect ending to a practically perfect film. The scene opens with a very lengthy (!) cock-gobblin’. The sucker in question is Allen, who somehow manages to nearly digest Majors’ humongous dork without getting lockjaw. The desire in this scene is enough to peel the paint off the walls. Allen is a cock-hungry minx, and he licks sucks and swallows Majors’ schlong until Bradshaw barges in spoils their fun. Bradshaw then picks up where Allen left off, and the two men feed on each other’s mammoth tools and winking rosettes like crazy people. Bradshaw ends up getting reamed by Majors’ studpole, which brings him to an impressive climax. As with all the other scenes, high energy and a palpable horniness abound.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell

Ten Tops One Fuller
"In Ten Tops One Fuller, the amazingly insatiable horned-up 'n hairy power bottom Lane Fuller just can't get enough dick from the ten horse hung stud tops who spin him around on a table, fucking his bottomless throat and cramming not one but two cocks at a time up his muscular beefy bubble butt. As the guys are working him over, someone shouts "How's it feel, you nasty fucker?" Lane can't respond because his mouth is full of cock, but if his groaning, grunting and sweating are any indication, it obviously feels great!

Ten horny hung studs carry hairy stud pig bottom Lane Fuller into a dark room, spreading him out buck naked on his back on a table with his beefy legs up in the air. The guys start cramming both of Lane’s holes full of massive, hard-driving dick. Ben Damon starts off by shoving his cock up Lane’s eager ass while Justin Clydesdale and Rod Barry take turns ramming their dicks down Lane’s throat. Cameron Fox peels his black tank from his ripped torso, grabs hold of Lane’s black boots to hold his muscular legs apart and pumps Lane’s butt like a wild man. Big muscle stud Dillon Press takes a turn pounding Lane’s ass and eventually, all ten guys get a turn fucking Lane’s eager ass and throat.

After taking several dicks while on his back, Lane climbs on top of Justin Clydesdale’s cock while Andy Hunter shoves a second dick up Lane’s ass. The rest of the guys pair up and proceed to take turns double fucking Lane, one guy on the bottom that Lane rides and the other stud taking Lane’s ass from behind. After all ten guys pair up and double penetrate Lane, Cameron Fox fucks him from behind before lean, hung and handsome Andy Hunter takes over and plugs Lane on his back while the rest of the guys stroke their cocks. Eventually, the guys flip Lane on his back again and continue skewering his throat and pounding his insatiable ass.

Lane's up for another round of ass pounding led by beefy Marco Paris, who bends Lane's knees back to his ears and drives his cock deep down Lane’s fuckchute. Jack Ryan and Dillon Press spit roast Lane with Jack shoving his big dick up Lane’s well greased ass while Dillon feeds Lane his fat cock. Chad Donovan, dripping with sweat, takes a turn slam fucking Lane’s ass with his enormous horsecock while the rest of the guys beat Lane’s face with their meat, stroking and beating their boners on Lane’s ripped hairy pecs. Finally, all ten guys explode one after another, spewing ten sticky loads all over Lane’s sweaty torso, drenching him in a river of hot spunk."

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