Review

Regiment serves up another 'basic-yet-quite-hot' perfectly perfunctory porn that nevertheless makes a splashy last impression.

Eight frisky fellas pair off and get busy on each other, and though the guys range from “cute” to merely “average”, they’re all packin’ some plump meat. Some of ‘em are proficient cock-chuggers, too (notably, Chris Michaels really does an amazing oral workover on Matthew Anders’ stiff, throbbing prong).

Each segment begins with a brief interview byte, and since this “docu-porn” scenario has already been established, we can later forgive the protracted staring into the camera lens by some of the boys. Most of it is surely intentional. Right?

With lots of deep sucking, face fucking, slurpy cheek-to-cheek rimming and latex-wrapped ass-spelunking, it’s all quite proficient but rather routine…that is, until the memorable, spurting finales: the thick ‘n’ creamy cumshots are plentiful and will have you leaving sticky fingerprints all over your “replay” button.

Squirts away! Your basic guy fuck-flick is elevated a notch by its juicy payloads.
-Beef Stroganoff

Note to Regiment:
While it’s understandable when anonymous actors’ names are sometimes misspelled onscreen, rarely has a big-time director’s name been so blatantly bungled on the very box.
-Beef Stroganoff