Hard Rider wrote on 08/10/2010:

I opened the package and immediately my whole house stunk with a nasty, chemical smell. I washed the toy three times, but that didn't do any good. Soldiering on, I took "Luke" for a ride. The "realistic" material makes the toy a bit wiggly for a solid mount, and the overall ride, though pleasant, was not special. But the smell . . . I suppose if you have a fantasy about seducing a chemical worker, the dildo might work for you. At this point, I'm going to burn a lot of incense and hope to cover the reek. If I could give negative stars for this dildo, I'd lay out three or four.

I remember, now, that I had the same reaction to "Dean Phoenix." I remember, too, that both gave me unexpected burning - and I'm not allergic to latex.

"Dean" made a trip to my dumpster a couple of years ago. "Luke" might join him in the near future. It's a lot of cash to throw away, but it beats stinking up the house. No more Colt Gear in my future.