Review

"The pokey" lives up to its name in this revealing look at what goes on at an oversexed prison where the convicts just can‘t get enough dick. Our tale unfolds in a men’s room, where husky, hung sheriff Weston pops his fat noodle through a glory hole, attracting the affections of young Mills.

The eager lad swallows Weston’s sword like a pro, before Weston sprays his nutella all over Mills’ shirt. Before you know it, Mills has been hauled off to "the slammer", where his eager young rosette becomes a playground for Acosta and Hill. This scene also features lots of naughty verbiage and a jumbo cumshot courtesy of Acosta.

Next, it’s off to Cellblock B to watch Scott force-feed on Flynt’s beer can-thick chubster. Flynt has a beefy, Cro-Magnon quality and he grunts and sweats like a feral pig.

They then swap places so Flynt can enjoy a filling one-course meal consisting of Scott’s ass. Flynt eventually comes out on top when he tenderizes Scott’s rump roast before spraying his ball-gravy all over Scott’s lower back.

Another threesome is next on the bill, this one starring bald-pated Comeaux, Thrust and Acosta. Comeaux gets shtupped by Acosta, while fellating Thrust’s hang-low. Next, Thrust puts his ramrod into solitary confinement inside Acosta’s cock-cave until Acosta erupts. This scene contains lots of dirty talk, butt-slamming and nibbling of Acosta’s uncut pud.

In the final scene, we get to watch walking brick shithouse Stack (as a randy prison guard) force unsuspecting janitor Hill to suck his shank before taking it up the caboose. Stack has the teeniest tool in the film, but his uber-man body and bulldog-esque demeanor are the stuff of which homoerotic dreams are made.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell