Review

Somewhere amid the rugged landscape of Morocco, a group of randy Legionnaires is undergoing their field training. They soon discover that the best way to survive is with a comrade’s cock wedged firmly down their throat. Or up their caboose.

Boasting sun-baked location photography and a sweaty, muscular line-up of incredibly well hung European and Middle Eastern men, Legionnaires is an international smorgasbord of uncut meat and gushing man juice.

We open in a prison, where bald, scruffy cover hunk Letta and caramel skinned fuck buddy Mohamed devour each other in their prison cell under the watchful eye of guard Sam Griffiths. As the hotties gag on each other’s substantial meat, the guard watches intently and narrates several flashback sequences.

First we meet lithe, smooth newcomer Giovanni, who’s turning everyone’s head. It’s not too long before five of his new comrades gang up on him to feed and fuck his throat and clench hole under the blazing hot sun.

Later, in the wilderness, we witness a smoldering suck and fuck during which Terry’s massive uncut black bone is crammed deep into Chip’s quivering white buttocks. By the seashore, Kyzer and Mario get busy with the sucking, rimming and fucking by the rocks, climaxing in a spectacularly well timed dual jerk-and-spurt. And amid some ancient ruins, there’s more sticky outdoor man play.

All of these scenes are intercut with the prison cell romp (bestowed a Barcelona Award for "Best Sex Scene" and GAYVN for "Best Foreign Release"), which escalates from sucking and rimming to some eye-popping (and o-ring stretching) dildo play and, ultimately, an intense round of fucking that leaves both hunks clearly dehydrated.

Production values are fantastic, from the sizzling on-location photography and superior camerawork to the crisp editing and well-chosen music score. And the vanilla, caramel and chocolate men are all virile, hung and hungry, some less "glamorous" than others (e.g. the guy with the missing front tooth is a slight turn-off, but you really won’t notice while he’s choking on cock). "Oh Man" indeed.

 -- Beef Stroganoff

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