Review

I have a theory. The Star Wars theory. Growing up watching that flick you either fancied Han Solo or Luke Skywalker. I’m afraid I was a Solo fan, but the Lukettes amongst you still go twink-mental - and this video is for you.

L.A. Lust is the latest from Junior Studio - the name-explains-it-all sometime-partner branch of the all embracing Pacific Sun tree. Five new faces pop up in this offering, along with old friends like Sizemore who you’ll remember from Sunny Delights and Reporting for Booty. This time he plays the kept boy of an L.A. millionaire, and seeing as how he also wrote the flick, is some kind of wish-fulfillment scenario?

We start as the two coverstars, Sizemore and blonde moppet Markus (the gardener) j/o in two solos intercut with each other. Nice house. Markus sprays his crème-whiz over his smooth boyish chest.

Next up Jason decides he want s houseboy. Flash-forward to the interview scene where he auditions Mendoza in the master bedroom. Mendoza has a face like a stunned mullet, but those Carly Simon-sized lips are soon put to good use chowing down on Sizemore’s Size More. Jason also proves his oral skills, which is great because poor Mendoza looked exhausted doing all the work. Menny rides away on the baloney pony and the white wee wee goes everywhere. Very hot scene, but shouldn’t houseboys be security cleared? Mendoza looks like he just ran across the border.

We get a little note that surly-looking Rivera and Preston also went for the job, met up and became lovers (lets hope they’re more faithful than Sizemore). Great tender lovemaking scene. Nasty polyester couch. After what can best be described as an ‘ode to analingus’ Preston goes very active bottom, trying not to spill any of their juices on the couch. Junior Studios love their guys slightly flawed. If Helen Keller gave Rivera a backrub she’d have read the first two chapters of Great Expectations.

Sizemore cant wait to tell his friends Neo and Martin about his (and I quote) “uh-exploits” (it takes two seconds to edit out a stutter guys). It’s all too much for them and pretty soon all three are at it like billy-o: the “is-he-really legal?” Neo engaging in some heavy cock-workship whilst “I-modelled-my-hair-on-Jeff-Stryker-and-yet-I-still-love-myself-too-much” Martin battles for Sizemore’s king dong, too. Martin offers his hole first to Sizemore’s tongue, then, surprisingly, Neo climbs aboard. Sizemore wants in too - in-and-out all the way is no mean feat! Martin takes the role of Mr. Cumbucket at the end of this fabulous hot scene. And I love three-way kissing. Just keep your eyes closed, boys. Ruins the moment.

Now, don’t get all uppity thinking that Sizemore is the only unfaithful party. As he guilts over his fun, his partner, the turkey-necked Sanders is having a go with uber-cute Paris. Sanders’ bell-end is hugely bulbous and viewers with digital surround sound will be treated to Paris’ gags as he lovingly slobbers all over it. Paris’ hot uncut cock is worked over whilst he is fucked rotten. Way to bite the duvet!

Finally, Sizemore has one last fling, this time with the also impressively hung Baldwin. For once it’s the star doing the heavy oral work before preparing Baldwin’s mantwat for the ultimate ride. I loved this scene.

Shame that the sound is a little distorted and tinny. Close your eyes and you’ll be thinking of Daleks. And the scene between Paris and Sanders seems a little bit out of place in a twink movie. Shame that the budget didn’t stretch to make-up for covering Sizemore’s moles. Constellation-wise I saw Orion on his neck and The Plow above his left nipple. A little too happy with the close ups of scrawny white boys legs. Ugh. But, this beats endless dumb-ass bleach blonde bimbos though.

Another great video, worthy of endless repeats!
-Froufrou A. Gogo