Review

It was Christmas morning… or so it seemed when I received a delivery of the four new Michael Lucas “After Hours” star cocks. Immediately, my inner child surfaced and instead of sharing my toys with other guys here in the office, I became greedy by throwing them all in my backpack for what I planned to be an extraordinarily anal-pounding evening.

With my bulging backpack, I furiously biked home with Spencer Reed, Junior Stellano, Arpad Miklos and Avi Dar. Half sex pig, half professional sex toy reviewer, I unpackaged them all, lined them up and began a cock-obsessed shopper’s comparison before I actually used them. And my professional findings?

Spencer Reed: His was by far the fattest cock, its thick shaft popping out of a set of sizable balls and it being capped off with in impressively large head. It was only ½ inch smaller than the Arpad Miklos’ ass-killer but much thicker. I thought, better wait until the end when my ass is prepared to try Spencer out! Overall, a gorgeous mega-cock.

Junior Stellano: Now here was a cock I wanted to suck on! It has a fun curve to it, its head was made to be nibbled on and the veiny shaft was thick but that perfect thickness. Even his balls were tempting. Note to myself: this was going to be the first to ram me, but only after I orally played with it (now many would say, no fucking way I’m going to go down on a Sensafirm penis – but sadly, those guys are missing out on great fun.)

Arpad Miklos: Man, what a cock! It begins with a set of low-lying balls, then its thick (slightly thicker than Junior’s) long seemingly never-ending shaft is toped off with an almost innocent-looking head. Like Spencer’s cock, I would get very far by blowing Arpad – it is just too big. This was made for deep, penetrative ass-fucking. The Empire State Building of star cocks.

Avi Dar: Last but far from least was Avi’s smooth, perfectly chistled cock. Quite thick, its head seem almost too small for the shaft’s girth. The balls, the smallest of the four, were tightly packaged, as if the damn cock was ready to pop a load. Avi’s cock looks different than the others, maybe more sophisticated. If Arpad’s cock is to poppers, Avi’s is to fine French wine.

The actually anal testing was sensational: I used half a bottle of Str8cam Lube that night, the session lasted for the better part of Assassin. They all felt great – Spencer’s was especially intense and I loved Junior’s balls the best. My bed was a mess; was ass was sore, loose and contented; my multi-cock experiment an ass-ripping success.

You might notice that I've given all four cocks a 3.5 rating, not the all important 4 star rating. Why? I found the cocks to be well made, but a bit sticky to the touch and they did not have a lot of give. So my mind gave it a 3 star rating, my ass a 4 star.

 -- Randy Siempre