Review

If variety is the spice of life, Jizz Gym is the porn equivalent of Jambalaya. You couldn’t find a more diverse cast of whole-hearted homosexuals. What Factory Video lacks in budgets, it more than makes up for in enthusiasm. Who cares if it’s “bare-bones” when you’ve got such great “bare-boners?”

The set is simple and unchanged – a makeshift locker-room with a bench that sees more action in two hours than most of us see in two years! The opening scene has three very lean - OK, almost scrawny - young men: the very black Rivers and Woods and the so-pale-he’s-almost-translucent Markie. Now we’ve seen this before, right? Two straight-trade “boyz from the hood” gang-bang the white delivery boy, right? Not here! Rivers and Woods are unabashedly gay and fearless cocksuckers. The three guys do a non-stop round robin of one-on-one-on-one, two-on-one and one-on-two, though Markie is usually the middleman. Even when one of the bros has his cock imbedded in Markie’s ass, he’s usually simultaneously sucking the other guy, or the other guy is simultaneously sucking Markie.

And what fucks! These guys bear witness to the legend of black bounty, but Markie takes each of them - and both of them in a heart-stopping double-penetration - with nary a whimper. The scene ends with both guys giving Markie a facial and Markie returning the favor by moisturizing their stomachs. Even if you prefer more meat on your men, you will gorge on these three.

The next scene is a classic “daddy-son” pairing with burly, bearded, balding Steve Parker and smooth, cute Mediterranean porn pup Antonio. (What, can’t Factory Video afford to give its models last names?) And the “daddy-son” scenario isn’t just limited to the looks; Parker completely dominates Antonio, who relentlessly sucks and rides the older man’s cock. Parker works over the kid’s ass mercilessly with his fingers, his cock, and the palm of his hand, giving him a serious bare-bottom spanking. Antonio has been a very bad boy, and he so loves every minute of his punishment. In fact, youth does sometimes win out; Parker periodically has to catch his breath, but Antonio continually begs for more.

The final scene has a totally different feel to it as two hyper-muscular bears run wild! Gym member Duncan Murphy - with a Mohawk, elaborate tattoos and pieced nipples, he’s more like a biker than a bear - comes onto towel boy Jack Van Dean, though there’s nothing “boyish” about this incredible piece of man-meat. They begin with one of those 24-hour-long kisses the rest of us can only dream about. That sets the tone for the whole scene: In contrast to before, these are two very masculine men who are seriously into intense, passionate and mutually pleasure-giving sex. Each takes his turn kneeling before the other and swallowing his cock whole.

Not satisfied with that, they get on the floor for a deep-throat 69 that leaves you (if not them) gasping for air. Then Murphy straps on his condom and gives Van Dean - the butchest bottom you’ll ever see - a fuck for the record books. The camera reaches into places so dark it literally has to turn on the “night vision.” Some might be tempted to use a weedwhacker to cut through all the hair on the crotch and ass, but I say, “leave all that fur intact!”

This may not be the “prettiest,” most professional looking video you’ve ever seen, but who needs all that stuff when you have sex this hot? For example, there’s virtually no soundtrack to Jizz Gym, but the cast provides all the sound effects you could hope for. But they provide all the special effects you could hope for, too!

Notes about the DVD:
As part of the chapter selection, there are photos of each cast member, with links to their cum shots. There are also model bios, a quick slideshow, and a few outtakes. So the DVD features are OK but nothing major - but trust me, they’re not why you want Jizz Gym.
-Jameson Rodgers