Review

I long for Communism. Yes, a world where a sex toy consumer would not be faced with the seemingly endless varieties of strokers, but with a single state-sanctioned masturbator. But no, we are in the land of the free and consumerism runs rapid. Just look at the reigning king of strokers: the Fleshjacks. Here is a company that revolutionized the way guys jerk off, with their high-end, super-soft, cum-inducing line of masturbators. But sometimes too much can be a bad thing because this fine company has taken a great design and have spawned a myriad of different (or not-so-different) toys.

You have the Fleshlight line marketed to straight guys (featuring 20 different kinds!) and then the Fleshjack for gays. Within that line there is their high end masturbators: the vibrating Fleshjack Vibro Pink Bottom; the manual Fleshjack Ice Jack Bottom, Fleshjack Ice Jack Mouth, Fleshjack Ice Jack Ass, Fleshjack Endurance Jack Ass, Jimmy's Mouth Fleshjack and Joey's Butt Fleshjack; the seasonal and campy Count Cockula; and now their mid-range line which include Jack's Banana Cream Soda, Jack's Cherry Pop and Jack's Gape Soda. Should one own several or are they all the same with the only difference the packaging? After trying out a few of them, I opt for the latter.

For review purposes I tried their mid-range Jack's Gape Soda. (Just FYI: Jack's Banana Cream Soda and Jack's Cherry Pop are similar products, the only difference among them are the sleeves which have different interior nubs and entry replicas: Gape Soda and Cherry Pop are asses, Cream Soda is a mouth).

First off, I love the design - I can now leave it on my bedroom bureau and no one will think twice about it, except for a thirty visitor. But the greatness of the Fleshjacks are how good they feel when you stick your dick into them. This model is supposed to be tighter and shorter but in all honesty, I could not tell the difference between this stroker and one of their high end models. Sticking your dick into this is the next best thing to a tight ass, you feel you were born to have your hard-on engulphed by the soft but gripping material. I barely needed to move as it felt so good, my first cum was almost strokeless – being the professional I am, I repeated, this time twisting and pumping the canister and it was equally intense. One of the fun parts is to tighten the end cap (while your dick is plunged in), then pump. It really feels eerily like a really good blow job. Cleaning - as with all Fleshjacks - is a bit more complicated than other sex toys: You need to pull out the sleeve, run it through water, dry it thoroughly and then put it back and place it discreetly among your stuff. But after cumming with it, you'll find the cleaning part is well worth it.

But... is there a difference? Sadly, my cock does not have the needed senses to really notice Fleshjack's different interiors designs. They all seem to happily grab, tighten, tickle and tease with the same intensity. So the verdict? Buy a Fleshjack! Any Fleshjack! But buy one based more on the design of the toy and I guarantee you, it will give you hours of pleasure. Or you can be a greedy sex pig, buy the entire line and try each and every one. God bless consumer America!

 -- Randy Siempre