Review

What is it about Hungary? How did a country known best for goulash and rhapsodies suddenly become a major exporter of quality porn?

In Jackhammered, we’re introduced to director Csaba Borbely, who is a talent to be watched, and a cast of 15 – count ‘em, 15 – awesome men, with razor-sharp muscles and long, thick cocks. The hair is dark and short, the faces are clean-shaven and broad, and the chests are shaved (though the holes are not, which adds to their masculinity). This makes it sometimes hard to tell them apart, but with this embarrassment of riches, who really cares?

The setting for Jackhammered is a metal factory, and Borbely uses it effectively; this video reeks of testosterone!

In addition, the nominating judges for the GayVNs should give an award for costume design to whomever designed the incredibly sexy overalls the men wear with no shirts: tight in the ass and low-cut to show off the pecs. In these clothes, this cast gets you hard before they actually do anything!

Of the five scenes, four are groups, typical for Hungarian video. It starts with a threeway of Joe Calderon, Fred Goldsmith and Mick Huston. The men are marvelous to look at, they’re enthusiastic about the sex, and they maintain metal-hard erections. They also demonstrate the main drawback of the video. In truly great porn, the thrusts - whether oral or anal - are long and deep. With a director and cast that are new, they haven’t learned this lesson yet. The cocksucking is eager, but it’s usually limited to the first two inches. Likewise, the fucking is intense, but rarely does the plunger go all the way in. One fears most of these guys are gay-for-pay, but considering how good-looking they are, you’ve got to hope they’re on our team.

The second scene is the longest. New worker Ben Mason isn’t pulling his weight, so foreman Peter Kristia teaches him a lesson with help from Benn Davis and Charles Cromenberg (his fu Manchu mustache is the cast’s only facial hair). They throw him on his knees and fuck his face (well, sort of) one at a time. They then do the same with his ass and here we do see some heavy-duty pummelling. In a very nice acting touch, Kristia shoots his load first, and as he walks away he high-fives his two buddies.

Positions shift and Mason rides first Davis and then Cromenberg - sitting on a cock is obviously a favorite position of Borbely, and it gets a bit monotonous. In the meantime, the juicy young Roberto Giorgio and the massive bodybuilder Tom Dacascos, with enormous shoulders and graying temples, walk in and decide to have their own fun in the video’s only twosome. Here the sex is more varied, with tit-play and rimming appearing for the first time. The scene ends with Mr. Shoulders and the younger man on the floor in a side-by-side fuck. Unfortunately, just as it gets really good, Borbely keeps cutting away to Mason incessantly bouncing away on Cromenberg’s pogo stick. It’s frustrating, but chalk it up to directorial inexperience.

The fourth scene is a rather routine three-way with Rob Clavier, Donald Jarrott and Lorice Jackman, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Jamie on MTV’s Real World New Orleans. The final scene may be the most satisfying, thanks to innovative positioning and Korath Ferang; at last, here’s a man who knows how to suck. He’s a true sex pig, and the scene’s high point is a set-up that isn’t seen nearly enough. Ferang lifts a leg so that Renato Belagio can suck him off while Roberto Giorgio simultaneously fucks him; one can only wonder what that feels like. Then for more spice, Belagio fucks Ferang while sucking Giorgio - it’s usually the fuckee who services the third man, not the fucker. As the film ends, one wishes there could have been more imaginative sex like that.

One can’t say enough how spectacular these men are to watch. Basically, the director just needs to mix things up more, and the cast just needs to pounce on each other with more physicality. In other words, they just need more practice.

Gather your strength and stock up on Vaseline and Kleenex, because great things are ahead for Borbely and his mighty men.
-Jameson Rodgers