Review

”Sometimes straight boys need a little extra cash”, sez beloved Don Ross, and he’s more than happy to part with the green stuff for some young cock-on-video action.

Skinny boys Jonathan and Brandon are Ross’ first victims – er - employees. The jovial Ross repeatedly attempts to lay his less-than-holy hands on their cut young cocks, yammering "nothing wrong with fucking as long as you got Uncle Don in that one", "What the hell you see in all that pussy anyway?", "Lemme just help your position" and such while they jerk off, look puzzled, refuse additional physical contact, and strain for amicability. All’s good in the end, though, when they produce upper chest-hittin’ loads. "Uncle Don is most pleased" our host titters, making one last attempt to smear a little young luv on his ol’ mitts.

18-year-old Corey is next, a chiseled, baby blue wide-eyed, stern-faced lad with a coat of chest hair and some tattoos. "You’re a pimping little devil" remarks Don, before the lad unleashes a freakishly huge-headed dong. Unfortunately, Don misses the money shot, which was quite juicy judging from the post-pool he "helps" clean up, yammering "pretend it’s a girl, this is just a girl" until he wears out his welcome.

Our next trick is a Don repeat offender, purportedly a college boy (he looks 30) with more than a double shot of white trash blood and bad grooming in his system (think a slimmer version of Mike Schank from American Movie). They utilize our hard-earned tax dollars, holing up in a public restroom facility where Don gets to finally paw some degenerate for-hire cock, pimply ass, and ballsack. Don’s 50 bucks ultimately buys him a wet load of jizz and many additional gropes, and I’m honestly glad he got what he was after, especially from such a mangy, grinning critter.

Another pair of youths follow, this time a skinny dark-haired cowboy sort and an all-American blonde kid. After Don’s requisite babble, the guys play with each-other, 69ing as a straight porn plays in the background. Fucking follows, although long-donged blondie can’t quite manage to maintain his erection, leaving cowboy our appointed cowpoke. A pair of juicy cumshots coat Don’s mirror, which the guys seem briefly fixated upon afterwards.

A lean college kid of indeterminate ethnicity gives Don another opportunity to feel the rented goods. But the best buy here by far is the final scene, a three-way involving baby-faced, hot, and sex-loving guys who go all-out. One in particular, Jeremy, should be mass-produced ASAP, for his yummy cock (which he slaps Don’s gnarly mitt for attempting to snatch, but later acquiesces to - that shameless Don!) and honest-to-goodness audible enjoyment of homo sex.

One of the other guys, meanwhile, attempts to banish Don’s attempts at fondling him by chanting "I have a GIRL-FRIEND," but later has no trouble sucking Jeremy’s dick and fucking him. Talk about transparent excuses…Oh, as if high school wasn’t cruel enough…

Bless Don for making these kids work for their money!
Ethics like that build character, you know?
-Flapjax