Review

In the animal kingdom, the alpha male is generally the leader of the pack – the strongest, the biggest, and the one who gets first pick when it comes to choosing a mate. But in the gay world, it's often the case that the entire pack is made up of alphas, and they only want to fuck each other. To make things a bit easier (and also to avoid the carnage of tearing each other's flesh off in battle) the cast of Huge Rewards put their fate in the hands of director Maxwell Barber and allowed him to decide who fucks who. That way, the Huge Rewards can be reaped by all, including the at-home viewer.

First on Maxwell's roster are Valentin Alsina and Gio Cruz. They certainly make an attractive pair. I love the way Valentin sucks Gio from behind while tonguing and fingering his moist asshole. The camera angle while Valentin sits on Gio's cock is superb, and their tattoos, personally, get my own dick standing at full attention. The studly Ben Brown – who looks amazing in his red and white jockstrap – and Issac Jones are next, and man, they can they both suck a cock. Their oral cumshots will, no doubt, be inspiring thousands more the world-over. Scene three belongs to hairy-chested Bruno Knight and Mark Summers (who can't give a back massage to save his life, but can take a dick like Lindsay Lohan takes a bottle of vodka and/or Adderall), and muscle giant Harley Everett face-fucking Dolan Wolf in scene four makes you feel like pure MDMA is oozing through the screen, into your eyeballs, and directly into your central nervous system.

While all the sex was pretty slammin', I do have two complaints. First is the whole massage table thing. Every scene starts and ends atop one, and that's been done a few hundred times before. Unless it significantly plays into a feature's plot, it's time to give it a rest. Also, the cover art and menu list a bonus scene, "Trojan does Gio Cruz," but it's really not a bonus at all. Firstly, it's included in the already-short running time of 78 minutes (meaning the actual feature only clocks in at 67), and Trojan Rocks doesn't "do" anything other than play videographer to Gio's jack-off. That's not to say Gio doesn't look gorgeous, or that I wouldn't love to lick the cum off of his stomach, but I might be far less inclined to do so once I've been lied to. Well, actually, I'd probably still go for it – but I'd definitely bitch about the dishonesty to friends later on over drinks, so… Who's buyin'?"

 -- J.D. Luvdacock