Review

Wow, what a dud. Homo Erectus is a painfully unfunny and un-erotic "homage" to porn filmmaking. Lord, what trash this is. How this thing was ever given the go ahead to be made was beyond both me and the whole crew I watched (fast-forwarded) this with. It seems to be about a crew of guys making a porn; the one that we're watching, I think. Who knows. While there are a few okay moments - notice I said moments - it's not worth watching overall. The sound is so bad I could hardly hear it; the video is dark and murky (the DVD was obviously transferred from a bad VHS dub); the whole thing feels like a waste. You really want my advice? Wipe and flush... and in that order, too.

 -- Keeneye Reeves

"Alan Baker and Tony Lexus explore the possibilities of being videotaped having sex. Before the director has a chance to yell "action," these guys discover their motivation and go with the flow. With a fresh cast, including Dion, Allan Cage, Ricky Volt, Damien Rodriguez, Deane James, Elec, Devon Creamer, and Michael Longstaff, all of whom are ready and waiting for their close-up. Be a smart homosapien, and get Homo Erectus."