Review

Chi Chi is one prolific MF. She’s my half sister and I hate her. No matter how many times I tried to smother her with a pillow she always survived. She’d eat the pillow, dreaming it was a huge marshmallow. Now she’s a big time porno director in Lalaland and I lay awake in my homely trailer choking on my bitterness and awaiting the next tornado to tilterworld me to my doom.

Here's Jocks Studio's Head Games. It’s all about new spins on old games apparently. The fuck it is. It’s just cute men shagging.

First up we have Josh Harting and Jeremy Jordan poolside. I spent hours trying to work out the logistics of how they know one another. Can’t be lovers, why else would Jordan have to truth or dare Harting into showing his dick, and friends just don’t do that sort of thing. Who cares?

Their poolside aerobics of sucking, fingering (oh please - Jordan can take way more than one lousy finger) rimming and buttfucking will get the chickenhawk’s pulses racing. Harting fucks Jordan from what looks like dawn till dusk, Harting popping his cork with enthusiastic assistance from Jordan.

Next up, strip spin the bottle. Bombay Sapphire gin from the looks of it. Anthony Shaw , the well built mature surfer blonde type and Alex LeMonde. Shaw loses and pretty soon is slurping over LeMonde’s uncut meat. For a newcomer, LeMonde certainly isn’t shy and he’s reducing Shaw to near orgasm just with some simple tongue work. Shaw almost shoots again as he’s tongue fucked before straddling his lover and bouncing up and down like a man possessed, trying his hardest to make sure his rock hard cock doesn’t shoot everywhere. Unable to stand it any longer he shoots not once, but twice over LeMonde’s smooth sixpack. Fabulous scene with a lot of hot intense passion. What a pair of stars!

Harting returns for more poolside fun, this time with the tempting Ty Parks. What a slut. We like sluts. They get the job done. Fun scene as our twenty-something twinkies get to know each other biblically. Cut to the boudoir and Harting fucks Parks in all manner of ways. Great, but I was really looking forward to the next scene.

In it we have four maturer hunks: Parker, Reed, Jerek and the dirty-minded Ford polishing off the beer and deciding to play sex games. “But we’re out of beer.” The game is this: the first person to flip a coin with heads coming up three times gets head from all the others. Not the sort of game I play when I’m out of beer. My sort of game is “send someone out to rob a liquor store or at least find hard drugs”.

Anyway, Parker wins and obligingly gets head from the others, Ford greedily pushing his way to the front of the queue (all you had to do is ask in the first place I’m guessing). It all descends into a great group session with everyone taking turns to rim the hot Ford (can you tell I have a soft spot for him?) before he fucks Parker who is already fucking Reed. Finally he fucks the younger Jerek to orgasm, the others shooting everywhere at the same time. Seems like a lot of forward planning just to get your end away, Ford. Sadly, it all ends there, very quickly.

Sorry Chi Chi, while this one was good it's not one of your best. But if you’re gonna be the Danielle Steele of gay porn don’t expect every one of them to be masterpieces. Some will be rip-roaring smashes; some will spend their lives on the shelves.
-Froufrou A. Gogo