Review

They say a workman is only as good as his tools… if you’re looking for a new set of tools to liven things up in the bedroom, look no further than Hardware. I got the Hardware Silicone C-Clamp and the Hardware Silicone Analogous Valve with Vibration together for a double review- and was told to compare and experiment with the two toys, below you’ll find my first review.

The C-Clamp arrived in sturdy easy to open packaging, so it wasn’t too hard to get this baby ready for some fun. At first, I wasn’t sure what to think of this toy, because it just looked a little silly, the entire thing is made of silicone, so the thumbscrew part of the toy is completely useless. Material wise- it’s not too hard and not too soft- just enough that you wont forget its there. The tip and shaft are pretty thick, but not a problem for someone used to a bit of anal play.

When I got home and hopped into bed, I decided a little bit of Toolbox would help get me into the mood and lubed up the C-Clamp. It took a couple of moments to get the bulbous tip through my sphincter at first, but the nicely curved 6.25 inch shaft slid in easily, thanks to a little extra Hardware Motor Oil Lubricant.

After getting used to the thickness and a little bit of experimenting, the tip found my prostate and I was in heaven. Even without thrusting or too much movement, the curve of the C-Clamp pressed against me in just the right spot with just the right amount of pressure. Between the C-Clamp inside of me, the ‘crank’ part of the toy pressing up against my taint, and Dean Flynn teasing Jay Roberts with a couple of different toys and his cock, it didn’t take long for me to blow my load all over myself.

Clean up was simple since this toy is completely waterproof (soap and warm water, or top drawer in the dishwasher), the only thing to warn against is to make sure you use water based lube, as silicone lube and toys do not mix well.

Verdict: The Hardware Silicone C-Clamp is a decent toy for any toy collection or anal enthusiast, and while a little gimmicky, the size and shape make one sticky cumshot of a recommendation from me.

 -- Nick Lucas