Review

Once in a while a movie comes along that’s so hot you need asbestos gloves just to handle the case. Welcome to the pinnacle of Titan’s productions; it doesn’t get better than this. If David Lean made porno it would look like this. Just throw away all your other titles. This is the only one you’ll need from now on.

As soon as the credits roll you’ll know this is nothing but "high end." It’s sumptuously photographed with an almost Oscar-winning high definition camera-style, highlighting the natural beauty and dark clay reds of the cavernous rock of the Grand Canyon, perfectly complementing the guys’ sculpted frames. No plucked and pampered bodies here, thank you very much; these guys are big, tattooed and hairy, all-over-tanned and just plain fucking horny fuckers.

Put your bibs on, let’s gorge!

All the stops have been pulled out in this all-sex tale of gay men who give into their animal lusts. A dreaming Dragon floats downstream surrounded by towering cliff face. Seeing Scott - that filthy tattooed power freak from Sea Men: Fallen Angel IV - lurking on shore, he cannot contain himself, swims to dry land and is met with a very passionate kiss. These two hirsute bearded MFs are soon swallowing each other’s monstrous cocks, getting them soaking wet with heavy globs of saliva that glisten as it drips off their aching balls. When Dred hocks a lugey followed by snot (which Dragon proceeds to rub into his dangerous-looking buddy’s shaved head) you’ll wish it was you getting the treatment. Dred gives a great rimjob that gets him so hot he lets his spray go with geyser-like intensity. He kisses the satisfied Dragon goodbye, and wanders away to haunt other stud’s daydreams, ensuring they all get as equally wet.

Frolicking in the lake are Williams and Marquez. They climb aboard their motorboat and leisurely cruise downstream before disembarking at their tent, all the while Williams is getting a non-stop oral extravaganza that has him moaning in ecstasy. Once ashore the tattooed loverboys continue swallowing each other’s eye-watering inches as the sun beats down on their tight frames. What comes across more than anything else is the amazing chemistry these two possess - they are so into each other they could be finishing off each other’s sentences. The naturalness and tenderness on display as Williams slowly tongue-fucks his Latin lover will get you so hard you won’t be able to hold yourself in, but you’d better or else you’ll miss the sight of these two fucking. Williams pumps his partner powerfully before Marquez straddles him, shooting such looks of joy that the laser beam intensity could cut glass. When Williams lets rip with his milky cum and licks it off Marquez’s chest you’ll know that this is one of the most positive, honest and downright horny examples of gay sex ever captured on camera.

Dred wanders the spectacular landscape like the embodiment of a Native American God, an entity from a vision quest you’ll never want to leave. This primeval spirit prowls the wilderness and discovers Marshall, pounces on him like a panther and forces him into submission before rewarding him with a loving kiss and a taste of his throbbing prick. Salt and peppered Daddy Marshall accepts and takes his time savoring his reward.

A little further down the rocks are Dragon and York, whose bleach blonde locks contrasts brilliantly with his dark thick body hair. They watch as Dred brings his prey to a gushing climax before York can stand the heat no longer and treats Dragon to a full-on gag-defying oral gift that has him roaring with gratification. As Dred and Marshall watch, York continues his assault on Dragon’s senses with an ass-licking session that borders on worship. Dragon is getting off giving Dred a show, so he gets on his knees and gets his blonde stud partner into a spit-heavy, cock-sucking, ball-chewing, ass-licking frenzy before rubbering-up and giving his audience a ring-side view of the main attraction: a hands-free fuck of titanic proportions.

The battering of York’s tight puckered hole is startling, and just when you think it’s over with Dragon’s spoogefest, it’s only just begun - Dred walks over and gives York a fucking that causes yells of pleasure that can only be silenced when Dragon fills his mouth with his ready-for-more cock. The spitroast has enflamed Marshall, who tempts Dred back with the offer of his own tight ass, and receives a pounding so extreme he cannot help but vocalize it. This show is all that York and Dragon can take, and the two detonate, covering each other in hot manjuice that both then rub into each other’s hairy bodies. They should have waited though, as Marshall gets another spit dripping oral session from Dred, who then stretches his asshole wide with his fingers, ready to receive another ramjet-session. It ends with Dred’s famous nuclear-powered ejaculation causing Marshall to discharge pints of his own white manfluid.

Even the most (ahem) hardened consumer will admit this is one of the best pornos he’s ever seen so far. But the tiny minority of Doubting Thomases remaining will be convinced with the arrival of three backpackers who make their way down the mountainous terrain and into Titan’s history books. They are the German Hollander (who started off in Cazzo movies before his U.S. graduation to films such as Oral Exams), black British beefcake Jakks (who appeared as Bastian Eade in Bruce LaBruce’s controversial Skin Gang) and Morales, the Latin stud featured player of Nexus: Raw & Hardcore and The Missing Link.

Coming to rest at a clearing, Hollander stops to take a piss (shown in loving close-up) whilst Jakks gets on his knees to service smooth muscular Morales. Hollander returns and sees their tryst and beats his inches, watching before joining in. Jakks dotingly deepthroats both with an expertise that gets both moaning their approval. Morales is facefucked by both - spitting on Hollander’s balls and licking it off before they both shoot on his chest and moisturize his pecs with their own brand of crème.

But you can’t expect Titan to get three such prime hunks and expect them to end there - not at all! Morales is on all fours worshipping Jakks’ Phallus God whilst nipple-tweaking Hollander eats out the Latino’s famously welcoming succulent asshole. After receiving a rimjob the sight of which will get you gasping, Jakks mounts his South American steed and thrusts his way in and out with such ferocity that it threatens to tear Morales in two.

Morales is a well-known bottom (one of the best) but here he gets a chance to shine as he and Jakks flip-flop - the black stud straddling his partner whilst choking on Hollander’s manshaft. Power-bottoming never looked better as Jakks then swallows Hollander’s inches up his greedy crack whilst teasing Morales with an aggressive suck-session than needs to be seen to be believed. It’s little wonder that neither can hold in their orgasms: they cover Jakks with their creamy batter which is rubbed in all over, Hollander’s German porn star ooze smothering Jakks’ buttcheeks whilst Latino lust covers his chest and pecs.

The denouement of this already scorching masterpiece begins with Marquez stumbling across the wild Dred, fleeing in panic. Now, I’m supposed to keep my (some say bitchy, I say rapier) wit at bay in this review but I can’t help noting that Marquez runs away screeching like a Mormon Cheerleader whose first ever date has just tried to get to second base. Williams is sent to investigate by the cowering Marquez and discovers the intimidating Dred, who is really just a gentle giant.

Dred is invited back to their encampment and he calms Marquez with a passionate kiss that has Williams sprouting the hugest erection. Marquez’s famous grin soon returns as Dred really gives him something to smile about. Marquez drops to his knees and delivers a great oral as the two hairy studs feed him their massive cocks, spitting on him and frenching each other with huge pleasure. Dred squats and eats out the squirming Marquez’s hungry hoop as Williams keeps slipping his way down his Latino partner’s throat. Dred proceeds to give one of his most accomplished toppings of his career as he bangs his way through Marquez in a non-stop fuckathon that’ll have you swooning as you watch. The finale sees Marquez christened with three loads of pearl juice that causes his body to glisten. A final satisfied smile and this three-hour epic comes to a close.

You’ll need to lie down after that marathon!

What can complement such a great film? Even better extras. Titan doesn’t believe that every great work of art should have an understated frame, so it offers a second disk packed full of great bonuses. Not only are there model interviews, cumshot reviews, bonus footage and solos, there’s also mini-movies such as "The Making of..." and "Road Trip" - a hilarious and erotic video diary-esque encounter with Marshall. Add to this a filmed photo-shoot with Brian Mills, a hot "warm-up" session with Williams and Marquez (shake those limbs guy, loosen up!) and a montage of images - including watersports sequences - played out against the fabulous professional soundtrack.

Welcome to Gay Sex 101. This is the movie of the year. And it’s not even February yet!

 -- Froufrou A. Gogo