Review

If you saw the first installment you may remember that at the end Peter Peter Pumpkin Eater stuffed his philandering wife Jane in a pumpkin shell and ran off with Hansel. The sequel begins with detectives inspecting a murder scene.

It seems that Peter Peter has been killed and Hansel and Gretel are the investigating detectives. (It would seem that Peter Peter and Hansel have been split for some time now). The murder investigation sets up our story of sex and nursery rhymes.

The sex quickly begins with Logan Reed receiving oral pleasures from a blonde chick with cornrows and a delicious blond guy with a brush cut. Reed, by the way, has never looked better, his hairy chest clipped to perfection.

After a few minutes of getting head, Reed returns the favor by sucking blonde boy cock while Ms. Jamaica works on his big tool. As in Goosed! the sexual positions rotate at a quick pace. Reed fucks the boy while the boy eats pussy. Reed really works the boy’s tan ass. A heartbeat later the blonde is fucking the girl while Reed continues to fuck him. Eventually, Reed shoots his load all over the woman as his friend shoots his cream all over Reed’s chest.

Turns out that Reed is Chief Humphrey Dumpty. It turns out the other tricks were Little Boy Blue and Red Riding Hood, who have now been humped and dumped.

Hansel and Gretel then interrogate Ms. Goose, who looks a lot more like Gloria Swanson than Chi Chi LaRue’s version in the first movie. Goose explains that she doesn’t look the same because she’s "had a little work done".

Oh, comedy.

Hansel and Gretel take some time off from their investigation to do it. It would have been very hot to have paired Wilcox up with Chip Noll; Wilcox shines most when paired with twink boys. However, Hart (Gretel) is a very beautiful woman and Wilcox (Hansel) is a fan favorite of gay porn. Wilcox does fuck her ass after he has fucked her pussy. The ass must do the trick because he pulls out, strips off his condom, and shoots scads of jizz that fly over Gretel’s head. Their coupling is pretty hot, especially for just being some straight on-hetero sex.

While trying to question Jane (Peter Peter’s wife who had been trapped inside of a giant pumpkin shell) Hansel and Gretel find that she has escaped. They do find a clue: a sweater seemingly knitted by Little Bo Peep and made out of her pussy-whipped sheep. Lots more funny dialogue follows before we arrive at the next sex scene.

Easily the hottest scene in this video (this scene is a four star scene!) features the three little pigs, played by three cute, smooth, twink types (Chip Noll, Jesse Martin, and Jason Nichols). The big, bad wolf is a bit older and has a monster cock. They aren’t huffing or puffing, but they are blowing. The wolf watches, stroking his giant tool, just waiting for the right time pork the pigs.

The action shifts several times: from the pigs worshipping the wolf’s dick to them being fucked by it. At one point Noll is being fucked, his own cock staying rock hard throughout. Then the tables turn as he fucks the wolf, during which time Nichols fucks Martin. Ending with a quartet of milky money shots, this is the scene you will be rewinding to watch again and again. Chip Noll deserves special mention here; he steals this movie. A boyish blond bottom, Noll commands your attention whether he is sucking wolf cock, sitting on wolf cock, or fucking wolf ass.