Review

This is an ambitious undertaking directed by Dane Preston and written by porn star Dino Phillips, who also appears in a non-sexual role. Assembled here is a giant cast of porn vets and newbies to tell the story. The movie even begins with a clever albeit slightly cheesy theme song (with lyrics whispered by ‘La Kane) to the tune of the old 90210 theme.

The story itself is a cute take-off on the similarly-named 1986 Richard Dreyfuss/Bette Midler/Nick Nolte flick. Although Wood and Kramer are the main lovers, the story is set as a romance between Wood and Reed. Lots of scenes with dialogue and overacting interrupt the sex flow, but you can always fast forward if need be.

Logan Reed plays a homeless man who somehow finds his way into the backyard and lives of some dysfunctional residents of the posh California community. The first scene is one of light bondage with cutie Mattel blindfolded and tied up, gagging on a giant black dildo while his lover (tall, cute Wood) works him over. In a bit of product placement a Great Dane Productions poster hangs over the bed and is picked up in many of the shots. Mattel’s lover humps him while wearing a leather bikini and chain mesh vest. He then fucks Mattel with said black dildo, which Mattel’s greedy ass engulfs easily. Soon, another larger dildo is used on the boy before he eagerly sits on his lover’s cock and rides it. Both guys shoot nice gooey loads as the scene comes to a close.

This is where the plot really kicks in, with queeny Kramer flitting around like Charles Nelson Reilly in a fit of anger. The story is set-up that Kramer (a queeny shopper, apparently) hit Reed with his car and then finds him on the doorstep of his fabulous abode. Mattel, who is the houseboy or something, sets about giving the homeless man a bath. Unfortunately these two never have a go at it. Instead, Reed appears back in the kitchen completely groomed and looking great - like Logan Reed.

Lots more exposition before the second sex scene begins in the video storeroom. This scene is indeed hot! It features another tall cutie, George Fleece. He makes out and bumps and grinds with his dark haired, petite paramour. These two men really seem to dig one another, swapping inspired blowjobs and rimming before the fucking commences. Fleece’s friend (Wagner) has a tight little body and a nice thick bone. Fleece places him on one of the storage racks to suck him and ultimately to fuck the hell out of him. Fleece shoots a thick smattering of man juice all over his buddy’s gaping asshole while the bottom boy makes a semen deposit into one of the plastic video box liners. (While they are fucking an extra walks into the stock room, sees what is going on and steps out. Later, when the two have cum he walks back into the stock room, picks up the cum filled plastic box liner and quietly exits. Pretty funny stuff.)

The next sex scene begins with Kramer practicing yoga or something on his floor. Two men enter who are supposed to help him get in touch with his spiritual self. Of course, instead they rip off his track pants and just begin to fuck him. The scene jumps from the ripping of Kramer’s pants to the actual fucking (no frottage or foreplay here); the brunettes who fuck him are both very hot.

The assistant (Ryan) is young with a smooth body and a nice cock surrounded by a dark bush. The “master” (Sizemore) is a bit older with a hairier, more sculpted body, and a long cock. As the master feeds Kramer, the assistant fucks his hole. Kramer, meanwhile, moans and groans and slaps his pierced dick all around. After a few minutes of fucking this way Kramer straddles the master so that his assistant can push his cock into the blonde also…the double penetration is pretty hot. Hotter still is the way Kramer deep throats the assistant’s gorgeous prick while the master is pumping his hole.

The guy who plays the assistant could easily become my new favorite, just need to see a little more of him. He has an adorable face that reacts in all the right ways to what is going on with his great cock. Both the assistant and the master shoot nice loads of thick white sperm onto Kramer’s tanned torso. In fact, Kramer is so into it that he puts both wet cocks back into his mouth - a no-no, we know!

Turns out that Reed set up the yoga session as a way of loosening up Kramer. It apparently works because we then see Kramer (not the queeny stuffed shirt of yore, but a man with renewed verve) hop into bed with Wood. As they begin to go at it Mattel finds Reed in his quarters and they begin a sexual adventure. At the same time, Wagner watches and jerks off from the patio. Unfortunately, none of these acts are fully seen by the viewer. Instead, we jump to another part of the story.

Now we are at a video party where all of the drag queens listed in the credits appear. This part is poorly lit, appearing yellow and orange. However, the party gives us our first full on sex scene featuring the ever-dependable Reed. He and a guest retire to a bedroom (where the lighting is better) for some privacy. After some extended frottage the clipped Reed and his hirsute friend exchange pleasantries and blowjobs. Finally, Reed places a condom on his friend’s schlong and slides himself on for a fuck. They fuck in several positions, and switch batting order, before spraying gigantic amounts of jizz loud enough to give the downstairs partygoers reason to give pause. Of course, there is an ample amount of denouement.