Review

In the tradition of other glory hole videos, Glory Holes of San Francisco explores the men and locations of tearoom connections, this time (quite obviously) in the beautiful Bay area.

Director Riccelli has made some interesting choices here. There is a mixture of well-known porn performers, a "real" cock slut and a slew of extras. Riccelli also uses a drag queen to narrate the action and fill in the spots between the sex scenes. The video is also chock full of schlocky camera effects. Most of the sex scenes are similar.

One hot porn star arrives at a glory hole location and begins sucking rock hard anonymous dick. After some serious cock slurping the prize behind the door is revealed to be another sexy skin star. More blowing is followed by some great ass work (rimming and some wonderful fingering). Eventually one of the dudes impales himself on the other's rigid tool. Both shoot great creamy loads.

The Malleek/Lex Kyler pairing follows, and is definitely worth mentioning. Kyler is not your ordinary porn star. He is tall and thin with a smooth shaved head and a hairy lithe body. Malleek is a thin and handsome African-American whose bubble butt begs for cock. The scene begins with Kyler on his knees servicing a bunch of random dicks that are peeking out from glory holes at the famed Nob Hill Theater. He finally finds a cock he wants to stick with - he gets "stuck" to Malleek. These two retire to a booth where they have a go at each other. After some inspiring ass play Kyler inserts his knob into his chocolate buddy. A great fucking follows only to be shown up by Kyler's money shot - a litany of lava that would make Mt. St. Helen’s jealous.

Another scene of particular interest is one that doesn’t involve any big named porn stars. Ace Dickson looks like someone you would find belting back a Jack Daniels at your local leather bar. Dickson sports a shaved head and a wild mustache/beard combo. He is not young, and not exactly pretty. Why is he in a porn flick you might be wondering? Simple: this daddy could suck a bowling ball through a garden hose. He pretty much does just that to six or seven anonymous cocks attached to extras (we never see any more than their hard dicks and their white loads).

Sucked one right after the other, each guy cums all over Dickson’s face and beard (with most of them shooting their load directly into his mouth.) He eagerly takes their loads and puts their sticky poles right back into his cum soaked mouth. He even licks and laps up the cum that has gotten away. Traces of jizz remain on his face as he works on the next guy. If you're looking for an old-school cock-and-cum pig, Dickson is your man.

On to the rest of the flick: Is Miss Gloria Hole’s chatter distracting? Yes. Do the camera effects sometimes take away from the action? Yes. However, those things are worth looking past to get to the other action in this worthwhile film.

 -- Scott Templeton

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