Review

Apparently, the wind isn’t the only thing blowing in Chicago. Take a peek into the dank underworld of one of Shytown’s most infamous dick dungeons in Glory Holes of Chicago. An enticing mixture of big name porn stars and newbies chow down on penis like it’s Armageddon Eve. There’s a great range of body types, from smooth and lanky to buff and hairy, and the setting lends the movie a very forbidden, underground feel.

Muscle freaks will soak their panties over the first scene, where pumped-to-high-heaven muscle monkey Markham puts Powers in a sling and gets Greco-Roman on his alabaster ass-mounds.

One of the highlights of the film is when young Reed dons sailor drag and puts the oral moves on three dicks and a twitching hole, before getting his ass spelunked in a feverish four-way. Another must-see is the suck/rim/fuck between fuzzy stud Steele and caramel-colored Acosta. Acosta’s twisted faces of pain/pleasure whilst being shtupped are well worth the price of admission.

If you’re a fan of power-sucking, you’ll love it when Craig and McGuire whip themselves into a froth over an assortment of huge pieces. In another notable mega-suck, brawny Meloni goes ballistic over a mushroom-capped noodle.

 -- T.J. Maxxwell