Review

Now, let me say right off the bat that I'm the sort of dude who loves cramming stuff up his ass. Be it a wooden spoon, a carrot or a friend's finger, I learned long ago that prostate play actually feels really fuckin' good, and I love sticking stuff up my asshole. Ugly though it may be. But enough about my ass. Let's talk about the Get a Grip Prostate Massager.

Like many toys built by Evolved Novelties, the Get a Grip is a sturdy product that can appeal to the seasoned sex-toy veterans as well as first-timers and semi-kinky couples. It's got a sleek and fun design and it's covered with a soft and inviting ABS texture. It's damn-near perfect in an aesthetic sense, and I'm glad to say that it's functionality meets the same high standard.

The Get a Grip offers seven different modes of operation, ranging from a gentle vibration to a higher-powered hum and then on to a strong on-and-off pulsing. It's small enough to fit into even the tightest bunghole with little to no fanfare (about as thick as an average thumb at it's widest), and the ergonomic design makes it easy to maneuver both inside and outside of your ass.

I won't go into the specifics of the sensations of having your prostate massaged. Suffice it to say that it feels real good and generally makes anything that's being done to your dick feel twice as good. I recommend this toy with all of the vigor at my disposal. I'd definitely say that for the price, it's worth every penny.

 -- MEAT BALL

“For women you can never have too many shoes, purses or excuses for being late; for straight men you can never have too many pass rushers, defensive backs or cold beers; and for anally fixated gay men you can never have prostate massagers, dongs or probes." -Dr. Franklin Groovenchops, TLA Sexology Institute

The good doctor had me pegged, because my bedside drawer is filled with all kinds of “insert in rear” devices: I have a variety of star supercocks, vibrating dongs of various lengths and widths and all three classic prostate stimulators: the Rude-Boy, Naughty-Boy and Bad-Boy. So when I was handed the Evolved Get a Grip Prostate Massager, I thought what’s a straight toy maker (mostly vibrators for women) know about a man’s prostate and do we need yet another anal toy? Well, one session with this toy and any negative thoughts I had on the company or toy disappeared.

The beauty begins with the design: small, simple, with a perfectly shaped handle and a well-shaped bulbous tip to find and then tickle your prostate. Any guy who previously didn’t know where your prostate is, will discover it with ease with this toy – you can’t put it in wrong and the head will find your prostate! Add some nice vibrating sensations (2 AAA batteries not included) and you are good to go. I greased up, and went to town – it’s not thick, so it went it with ease and its shape enabled me to hit that prostate in seconds. I played with the multi-speed vibration button and was soon in sex pig heaven.

A perfect probe for beginners and even for seasoned vets who want a quick and easy anal probe experience. It’s waterproof – but that doesn’t give you a license to bring it to your gym shower, unless you are prepared to share.

 -- Randy Siempre